so we all make new year resolutions?
i never do
but Jan 2012 i set one goal for Ibi
really proud of me....
i sucessfully achieved it
2012 was a good year
i have decided to set just one goal for 2013
i'll let you all know in a year if i sucessfully achieve it
as for my mum---she needs a son in law...good thing is, she has learnt he will come...patience..His time is never late
my friends---they need for Ibi to own a car...my money never complete,na by force?...my old truck showed me...and i refuse to buy a car i can only drive with the aid of a throw pillow
my father---he probably needs to get his wife pregnant...oh by the way,i oddly have no hard feelings towards the newly weds...i just dont feel the need to be friendly with his model(na so he talk am-i married a model)...she's 5 yrs older than Ibi-definitely too young to be my stepmum,she's my father's wife-plain and simple...anyone that knows her should advice her..the only children of my father who wish to enjoy her motherhood are the ones she'll bear him...QED
i dont pay for sex
fab news dat you wont pay for it
personally i dont think there should be an exchange of money for sex
you are horny,he is horny...fuck him,let him fuck you and dat is dat
my cousin's take...is with regards married boos
you are married...your pussy dey house
what is wrong with it?
is it loose,cold,worn out,is the baby's head blocking the vaginal canal?
please explain to me why you wont pay me to fuck me na?
as you come my house come carry me say make we go catch up over drinks
come carry me go suites say make you massage me....
help me ask him
did i complain of weary muscles?
did he become a masseur in the couple of months we lost touch?
Ubongda and i were gisting and he has requested i tell her that asking for money wont put every guy off
she loled and said so far it has been foolproof
there is always an underlying reason to why men cheat
his wife has changed or he married the wrong woman.....akuko
she doesnt watch porn with him no more
she doesnt give head no more
she is away a lot
she is tired a lot
she wont try new things with him
she spends way too much money
she isnt bringing up the kids the way he wants
she doesnt have a good handle on her staff-domestic or otherwise
she exasperates him
he always goes back home to her
if he is not afraid of his wife...good for you
wife number 2 title awaits you or at least you are a kept woman: a mistress
if he is scared of his wife....you are OYO
Rita Dominic-i loved you in The meeting
i hated the concept of you in streets of calabar
Phoneswap.....i loved every minute of it
Dr Bello?....isaiah-why did you come to naija for such a silly script?
A wish....some good laffs....and sometimes i just wanted to bitchslap Umoh and Kemi's father
I lift my glass to you all...to a year filled with the Good Lord's unending blessings and mercy...