Polygamy,Puker,Preggy,Marriage,Webcams....

So my uncle says
polygamous men live longer lives

with one wife
she could kill him so she can get all he has
with 2 wives
if one is trying to do away with him
the other is making sure he stays alive
with three
even better..........
all 3 wives want him around long enuff...else
who will fend for their upkeep with him gone???

and he ended the convo by saying he is getting himself
wife number two a few years from now
sigh





i was one of those irritating kids
if we went to a petrol station
i will puke

if i went on a plane ride
i will puke

if it was a bus ride,so long as i had a meal
before embarking on the journey
i will puke

if a man decidded to puff beside me
i will puke

lucky me-papa didnt smoke
uncles who did............
stayed away from me

i can now feast before and during plane rides,bus rides
trips to the petrol station
without puking

as for men who smoke
i've dated and even dreamt of being married to 3

see how people change





My Pal is pregnant!!!!!
happy for her
At first she was sad
now she seems resigned to the situation
her fiance is not around
so i guess the idea of long cold alone nights
na im cause all the cry cry
i sooooo look forward to seeing her with her bump
heheheheheheeheh





Am i weird
i honestly dont give a damn about the institution marriage....yet
my cousin disgusts me
every freaking sentence
she cant wait to be outta here
in her own home
she cant wait to be married
funny thing is
she doesnt look,act the part(potential wife)
wish her well sha..........na she sabi

...i keep telling people to stop being worried
for me
i'm not worried.......werrin dia own??
coupledom will happen for me
cos even the Lord knows i'm not yet mentally and emotionally ready
dats why he's keeping the yam buyer away
(yup...........future husband of mine owes my family 42 tubers of yam)
wink





as for webcams
mine suppose don blow
the things we get up to...
kai...............