Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Polygamy,Puker,Preggy,Marriage,Webcams....

So my uncle says
polygamous men live longer lives

with one wife
she could kill him so she can get all he has
with 2 wives
if one is trying to do away with him
the other is making sure he stays alive
with three
even better..........
all 3 wives want him around long enuff...else
who will fend for their upkeep with him gone???

and he ended the convo by saying he is getting himself
wife number two a few years from now
sigh





i was one of those irritating kids
if we went to a petrol station
i will puke

if i went on a plane ride
i will puke

if it was a bus ride,so long as i had a meal
before embarking on the journey
i will puke

if a man decidded to puff beside me
i will puke

lucky me-papa didnt smoke
uncles who did............
stayed away from me

i can now feast before and during plane rides,bus rides
trips to the petrol station
without puking

as for men who smoke
i've dated and even dreamt of being married to 3

see how people change





My Pal is pregnant!!!!!
happy for her
At first she was sad
now she seems resigned to the situation
her fiance is not around
so i guess the idea of long cold alone nights
na im cause all the cry cry
i sooooo look forward to seeing her with her bump
heheheheheheeheh





Am i weird
i honestly dont give a damn about the institution marriage....yet
my cousin disgusts me
every freaking sentence
she cant wait to be outta here
in her own home
she cant wait to be married
funny thing is
she doesnt look,act the part(potential wife)
wish her well sha..........na she sabi

...i keep telling people to stop being worried
for me
i'm not worried.......werrin dia own??
coupledom will happen for me
cos even the Lord knows i'm not yet mentally and emotionally ready
dats why he's keeping the yam buyer away
(yup...........future husband of mine owes my family 42 tubers of yam)
wink





as for webcams
mine suppose don blow
the things we get up to...
kai...............

17 comments:

Fragilelooks said...

LOL @ YAM BUYER. U R SO FUNNY.

SHE said...

What determines the number of yams?

Don't mind those "couple-crazy" people jare. As if they will help you stay in the marriage.

~Sirius~ said...

"i was one of those irritating kids"

So was I....puking at every chance.

42 tubers of yam........Not bad............i think mine is a total of 250(In dreamland will they get 2/10th of this...............silly village people)

That whole preggers thing leaves me uneasy.........

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histreasure said...

Your uncle is funny mehn..

Sugarking said...

42 tubers!!!! nna mehn. Ehen, come and finish that webcam gist o! what do u do dia??. lol

Afrobabe said...

lol @ exploding webcams...

Things mine has seen...ohhhhh if webcams could talk!!!

I am still in shock at the tubers of yam they listed for me...doubt I ate that much at home oh!!!

NoLimit said...
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NoLimit said...

Okay made a mistake on the earlier comment!(yeah grammar!lol)
Your uncle's theory on polygamy is hilarious! I sigh too! lol

Ms.O said...

Ohhhh how do they calculate the tubers of yam?

I puked on planes/moving cars till I was 16..:( Yup we do change!

Nice Anon said...

Everyone talking about tubers of yam.. are you lot getting married?

Na ppl like that your cousin dey get married faster than you can say jack Robinson

Myne Whitman said...

You always get me cracking, lol. I love polygamy too, keep telling SO to get another wife, lol...

Lara said...

lol@ Yam buyer, get your drift on the whole coupledom isssue...they just never get the drift of it.

CaramelD said...

LOL @ breaking your webcam!!

bArOquE said...

*so did your uncle get the 2nd wife? i think he's a cool dude

*you must have really been a disgusting child...yuck...thank God you grew out of it

*you dont need to be a fan/advocate of the marriage institution but i bet you can tell when a woman looks/acts the part of a potential wife...you are not wierd, you have wisdom

*can we do webcam things...eh?...me & you *wink* bad gurl

PS:i love the scattered way you posts just comes together...

Smaragd said...

IBILUV! i have missed ur unrelated style of writing! lol @ webcams, hmmm, whatchu been up to miss?!!!

dont mind the pple pushing for marriage o, u need to be sure b4 u take that leap!

mwah!

ibiluv said...

@Fragilelooks....lol...abi o

@SHE....na family dey determine the number of yams
as for couple crazy people-na so o-
when the wedding happen finish dem go leave person
to rock the marriage alone

@Sirius....hehehehe...puker!!!!!not for the village-just for the families to share...21 pieces for each family...she took *it* out sef

@histreasure....my uncle is a psycho

@sugarking...webcam gist???i plead the fifth!!!!!!!!!

@Afrobabe....trust you to use your webcam for crazy things!!!!na so o-hehehehehe...yam no be for you ke...na for the family to share....

@NoLimit...no mind the yeye guy....wink

@Ms.O....i no sure how dem dey calculate am,na family list dey determine sha...all dis pukers!!!!!!!!!!!wink

@Nice Anon...married???...one day...if she's not careful...she'll get married but hopefully she doesnt get seperated or divorced

@Myne Whitman....SO get you a small mate????be careful what you wish for....

@Lara.....they sure dont.....wink

@CaramelD....that webcam don suffer for my hand.....

@Baroque.....he's getting one in a couple of years he said....i was a pretty disusting child...yea i agree...she doesnt act all ready to be a wifey...yup i'm a wise old woman...me and you webcam things??? D go vex o....mwah-i love me posts oo

@Twinny....Hey you!!!...nice to catch you here...bless you dear i quite agree-tyme still dey!!!take care dearie!!!