Sunday, December 27, 2009

H factor...ring...lingerie...lullaby

My people please help me pronounce

The eye's clinic

doesnt it seem like you have the H factor?????

lol




if a man wears a wedding ring.............
his dick must work.......(probably overtime)...wink





hey guys
should we(ladies) only ever wear lingerie????
or you dont mind us doing the granny briefs?

truth be told
sexy is great
but good old comfort a la granny briefs is blissful...wink




my first asked me a few months after we started dating
permit me to rephrase that
2 months after we started to fuck........wink
why i didnt own lingerie
i just ignored him.....lol
stupid ass has no idea how much dey go for





when his friends start to drop hints that he is seeing some other girl
or they tell you to look elsewhere for love
or you can hardly ever lay your hands on him anymore
cos he *is busy*
chances are
............you need to start looking for a new guy




i always find it easy to fall asleep
but.......some nights i just stay awake
considering counting sheep wont ever work for me
something does............

my very own lullaby
my brain is able to stop,pause,play,forward
a sexcapade that happened
or create a new one............wink

also there's always self help
an orgasm ensures sleep.......

12 comments:

Fragilelooks said...

Lol @ orgasm ensures sleep. Well i dnt like self help. The main thing is just the best.lol. Merry xmas

bArOquE said...

...i hope I get to meet YOU someday, & really soon too. you interest me real bad...i love it
Compliments of the season Ibiluv

cerberus said...

Your mystique enthralls me...

~Sirius~ said...

lol @

truth be told
sexy is great
but good old comfort a la granny briefs is blissful...wink...

WORD! but to keep the sexy up, cotton boy shorts re[lace the grannies....

Myne Whitman said...

thongs are damn uncomfortable but boy shorts are the bees kness. And yeah about the wedding ring guy...LOL

Fashinga said...

Lol!! funny post... you're like sooo open... geezz!!! lol... that's nice.

you're right though..thongs can be very uncomfortable and counting sheeps doesnt EVER work for me too.

Happy holidays

Later luv!!
F.

Naijalines said...

LOL.
Guys who want lingerie can show some initiative by presenting a girl with a lovely pair, I suppose.

I don't know about married guys doing overtime o. That's subject to interpretation and where exactly they're being kept busy.

Naijalines said...

A Refreshing post.

CaramelD said...

Maybe I'll make the first the comfortable pair of lingerie.

LusciousRon said...

You just crack me up! Wanna know whats funny? I do the pause, rewind, remake of a sexcapade to fall asleep too! I have been doing it for years and it guarantees me a good night's rest! If I wake up during the night and can't fall back asleep, all I have to do is replay! *wink.

N.I.M.M.O said...

' ..Orgasm always ensures sleep ..'

Only you, Ibiluv, only you can know that.

ibiluv said...

@fragilelooks.....i quite agree....but when he is away....a good vibrator is all a girl needs.....wink

@baroque....*fluttering lashes*....maybe just maybe....i may breeze into your hood....

@cerberus.....mwah

@sirius....i do have a little of everything....wink

@myne whitman....thongs i dont even consider sexy anymore-punishment is what they are.....about the ring.....wink

@fashinga.....never ever tried to count sheep-was sure it wont work-a good physics textbook or coffee at night also always send me to sleep....wink

@naijalines......i agree-guy should pour water for ground so he can step on cold water.....wink

@carameld.....please do dearie.....

@lusciousron....nothing beats mental images.....which is why i wonder why people need sex tapes-but then again-how do we get to watch porn????

@nimmo....come on....you know tooo.........