Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Brought work home........ended up visiting Baroque's and stole this.....

Stolen Anything: i only borrow...*wink*...

Been Drunk Before Noon: if being satiated counts....

Had Sex In A Public Place: a car,a roof,the stairs,someone's porch abi na verandah,on a well,hotels(lol)....off to find new spots

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Of course.....

Been Arrested: Almost...arresting officer saw the press card my pal had and he changed his mind...

Littered: When i was younger......

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Everyday...*wink*

Cheated On A Test: The end justifies the means......

Cheated In A Relationship: He was sleeping with his ex........

Failed A Class: Never. A few.......

Screened Your Phone Calls: I had to....

Eaten Food Off The Floor: does beef and groundnut count?

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Was i suppossed to put it under my shoe????

Wished You Were Someone Else: Denzel's wife

Cried During A Movie: A few tear drops.....the first movies---the burning train and yeh vada raha....

Had A One Night Stand: A few.......

Had To Pull Over On The Side Of The Road To Puke?: nope

Had Your Heart Broken?: ...it cracked......

Had A Good Feeling About Something?: Yep

Had A Near Death Experience: my life flashed before my eyes....

Swam In Freezing Water: I have no plan to.....

Jumped Off A House: i have no suicidal tendencies...............

Been Attacked?: not really

Bungee Jumped: I'd rather get fucked on an escalator(in a mall).....

White Water Rafted: is it the same as playing ludo?

Pulled An All Nighter?: what do you think????.honestly......

Surfed: I'd rather get my pussy eaten.....

Lied About Your Age: why would i????...if he can handle it-so can I

Broken A Bone?: and be unable to get some great sexing???????hell no.........

21 comments:

Giagerry said...

lol @ the crcked heart!a

Anonymous said...

lol...uve really had sex in many placees..lol.

cerberus said...

It felt so good to aee ur blog pop up on my reader. For a while I thought you had joined the old guard in their hiatua.

Lol @ broken a bone...

NikkiSab said...

MENNNN!!!!! na u be d fun gal for sex o!! LOL!!!! U r a fun person keep it up!!!

bArOquE said...

you only borrow atink, that’s why your heart cracked…see your life
did I forget to mention I had sex on the 11th floor balcony of FPH
LOL@ was i suppossed to put it under my shoe????
I know I’m not Denzel but I would love to cheat with you sha oh….even with your broken bone, we can still eat & shag inside that mall elevator

Tigeress said...

lol@ Bungee Jumped

Lolia said...

:(( @ the gum

lol @ "Never. A few..."

and why don't you want to surf?

It's awesome!

SHE said...

lol @ the whole post. Amazing number 3.

Pray, tell, what other amazing spots have you found?

tboz said...

Crazy..

Shubby Doo said...

Ibiluv...I love yeh vaada raha with rishi kapoor...sunita sunita!!! I even bought the dvd about 5 years ago along with amar akbar anthony...both films are fab...real tear jerkers

Fancy-Free said...

Love you gurl, hilarious

Lady said...

LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!! one can only wonder oooooo!!!!!!!!!! you certainly leave a loot to the imgaination!
p.s:XOXO

Aphrodite said...

LOl...
babe u can break a bone and still enjoy great sexing,:)

CaramelD said...

Nna mehhhhhnnnnnnnnn!

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

I cried with burning train and Yah veda rah ha.

LWKMD @ was i supposed to put it under my shoe????

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

"never. A few"

You are too much!


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

histreasure said...

girl just found ur blog and loving it..lol at the whole post..so down to earth, u are..

LusciousRon said...

You are a riot!

James Tubman said...

gotta love randomness

i guess

ibiluv said...

@Gee.....lol

@Fabulo-la.....its a fantasy....

@leggy.....i've been at it a while.....

@cerberus....i lost my mojo....

@Nikkisab......how i for do???

@bAroquE....11th floor balcony???God save you say you no fall....lol.....i might take you up on that offer....*wink*

@Tigeress.....*wink*

@Lolia.....i dont like water......

@SHE......none yet....*wink*

@Sis....would you not be proud of me as you watch me on tv????

@tboz.....my middle name.....

@Shubby Doo....i love Rekha & Hema-those babes fyyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

@Fancy-Free...love you too

@Lady Koko......mwah

@Aphrodite.......what if its my hip bone i break*&^%£$^&*(

@CaramelD.......*wink*

@The Girl with the Red Hair....*wink*

@Solomonsydelle......i try......

@histreasure......*blush*

@LusciousRon.....i try

@James Tubman....its cute!!!!!!!

InCogNaija said...

lmao! in the mall? nice! hehe