So a pal of mine was at a crossroad(since this post is a week late)
my internet provider cut me off due to a mistake by the silly teller at the bank or the silly office assistant who took the money to the bank-one or both of them.......aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh
.....she settled for someone cos he was the only one in her life
but now she's met the kinda guy she would
rather spend the rest of her days with
i know her well enuff to know
she just has more fun in new guy's company cos he's classy
a real gentleman.........
i'm just waiting to see who ends up for the long haul
i did not have long to wait especially after i told her
its aiight to have fun but you need to decide what you'd rather have
fun or friendship..........
frankly i could care less about her love live crisis.......
here i am.......bemoaning my lack of a phallus
and there she is with two dicks at her beck and call.....
if i snap my fingers i could get to tumble
with a guy(s)........*fluttering eyelashes*
but the one willie i'm craving is off limits
i reminded myself not to get worked up watching tv
t'was reality tv sef-isnt that staged????????
rain you dey do me strong thing
me cuz just got a car
she got me all broody(for a car)
her car is cute and it aiint brand new
met a woman at the saloon last week
she was foolish enuff to let her maid take her weave off
she's now bald in four spots
it just occured to me every password i own is either vulgar
or has one of my brother's name or their bday date
i once had to give my boss access to my system and
he could not get over mi having a boys name as my password
to this day......
he thinks thats my boo's name
lucky for me
it was not bigwillieat.....(yea its a password i use)
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy: "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued: "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied: "not exactly, but they aren't for me.
They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike and right now, he can't do either
And a sex tip
'A breath mint in your mouth before performing oral sex
has the dual benefit of both making it more pleasant for you
and extra stimulating for her. '
So i got dropped off at oshodi about 720pm
tried to get the red Lagbus to my destination
so i took a regular bus
it had a flat around siemens
got scared cos it was almost 8pm by now and i had my lappy with me
so i got a cab
i ordinarily would not have taken it
thanks to mi cuz
she hates rickety cabs
but i was almost choking on my fear
i'm a scaredy cat on the streets of Lagos
after 7pm when i have valuables on me
so i got into the cab
get comfy and was praying the cab would not fall to pieces
Thank God i was praying
next thing i know
i see steam on the dash and water trickles down to my feet
at first i'm mesmerized
till i start yelping
the water is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how does water from a radiator steam up and run down the dashboard???
so he stops
and i hop out
i cross the road blindly then i'm dancing
all the while -i'm watching the cab closely
the man starts to fiddle with his car
then a good samaritan stops to help baba
then i scream
BABA!!!!!!!!!everything i own is in your cab
if anything happens!!!!!!!!!
my left feet is smarting the whole time
and i'm dancing to relieve the pain
i was also barefoot
he calls to me to come over,that he has it under control
i ask him to get off the road
i start to scout for another cab
Baba bemoans the loss of his cab fare
thats when i remember my lappy!!!!!!!!!!!
run to the cab and pull up the bag
the bag is wet!!!!!!!!!!!
i start to wail
no tears but i was wailing
Baba goes why are you crying??? the bag is not wet
i'm screaming its wet its wet oh my God!!!!!
my left foot still smarts
i get another cab head home
strip my lappy
yippie....its aiight maybe if i had left it a little longer.......
then i send a text to my aunt the nurse(the only medical personnel i know who can consult over the phone)my cuz and my pal
who in turns suggested a burn cream,vaseline and an egg
the burn cream i could not get from the pharmacy-e don finish
vaseline gives you blisters after a burn
the egg i ended up breaking it
so i resorted to pap
and it worked
its been a week
the spot the water hit is dark and itches like crazy
which means its healing(cos it itches)
i'm just glad i did not get a blister
here's a picture of me with my first aid.....lol