Sunday, May 24, 2009

I gat sex on my mind..............



What do you think this is above???



i'm not promiscuos by any means
and i certainly wont tumble into bed with every man
i go wow over......
i'm liberated and independent enuff to choose my partners

which is why i need my head examined for ogling my cousin
he was in the country two weeks ago

last tyme i saw him he was a tot
so i hang out with my uncles and their kids
and the next day i drop by their hotel before
heading into work cos i needed to send some stuff to my mum

so my little cousin
well he's not so little anymore
comes to the door with his boxers on
and my jaw dropped..........

daayyuuuuummmmmmm
you dont get a bod like that
without spending tyme in the gym

i mentally shook my head cos i needed
to stop............


but i guess its cos
most guys my age dont have abs like that
they are all gaining love handles

dont remind me i have love handles
so i do
but i LOOOOOOKKKK good
and you dont see my love handles except you've got me naked
and i hear when a lady is naked
it dont matter what little things are.....*fluttering eyelashes*



so my cousins(another one)like to have get togethers every birthday
its her mum's birthday next month
and i'm supposed to drop.....

i can but i really dont wanna
i could invest in a killer bag or shoes for me......

but i'm gonna......cos i dont wanna be labelled stingy
cos everyone else seems to be in the mood to be generous.....


but i'm soooooo gonna be on her case in dec when it is my mum's birthday
i'll keep u posted if she drops or scrams



I can sleep with you
enjoy you
but we are not a couple




its never too late
to be who you wanna be


What else is new?????
i always have sex on my mind.....*sigh*
which is bad when u are single
dont wanna be labelled a slut......
and you have a bedsheet like mine.........yea
i sleep on the red and white......what is that???????????
*wink*

19 comments:

Tairebabs said...

red and white bedsheets, now that is funny...sorry can't help you with the sex....lol...some say chocolate is a good replacement.

Tairebabs said...

yaaaaaaaahhh i was first!!!

Confessions of a London gal said...

And guress who's 2nd!

Tairebabs is right. The next best thing after sex/men is chocolate.
Loose yourself in them! Lol.
And commot eye from your cousin body. :o)

a.k.a BaGucci said...

Haha.. cousin sha... Na wa o..... LOL

LUMIDEE said...

Hope your eyes never wandered past his six pack..**sniff sniff**

Freaksho said...

babe, you need to GET some. i mean, seriously.
else you're gonna end up a virgin all over again.

Arewa said...

Lol @ freaksho sayin u will be a virgin all over again!
What's the reason for the non-sex? If its similar to mine stay strong so gbo?
And pls tell ur cousin to put some clothes on

bArOquE said...

Freaksho is so right, you need to get some...i dont know about chocolate, i bet you dont want to rewrite that bit about love handles & your nakedness *exhales@d totz of ur naked body*...our minds follow similar paths
...anyhu, how old is this cousin? & why are they all in one hotel room?

Quaggar said...

I second lumidee..i'm sure it wasnt only his abs you were looking at.

Chocolate's a good idea, only..it may lead to an increase in love handles.

Foolproof solution - find you a nice young man (totally unrelated to you of course)

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Lemme finish wat Quaggar was saying..

Find a young hot man (totally unrelated to u of course), smear him in choc n hav a nice work-out....

FFF said...

u've got georgia on ur mind. lmao

Tigeress said...

If one is considered a slut becos the think of sex all the time then.........men need to be locked up.

LOL at u checking out ur little cousin.

Tigeress said...

If one is considered a slut becos the think of sex all the time then.........men need to be locked up.

LOL at u checking out ur little cousin.

juiceegal said...

Lol......i agree with tigeress o...men need to be locked up if dats d criteria.Iv hrd about chocolates but den isnt it spsd 2 be an aphrodisiac too??? me im nt sure again.

miz-cynic said...

I SAY WITH THT DESCRIPTION,THT UR COUSIN MAKE SENSE GAN NI O IF NA ME I GO TRACE FAMILY TREE O...AS IN HOW CLOSE ON THE FAMILY TREE ARE WE...IF NOT THT CLOSE AS IN 1ST COUSINS ABEG E GO HARD O...AFTALL I KNOW ONE SILLY BOBO WEY IM STILL MARRY IN COUSIN AFTA ALL THE FAMILY TREE WAS DRAWN OUT IN BLACK AND WHITE FOR HIM...IN SAY WHY DEM NO TELL AM BEFORE HE FALL IN LOVE...THEY MARRY O.

IBI, aa ri rue ri afin deruba oloro ni o.dnt mind them jare.lol.

Muse said...

are those little hearts or little balls? just can't seem to get it straight!

T-razor said...

This gal, don't get me started!

ibiluv said...

@Tairebabs......chocs no fit solve what i need...*wink*....yep you were first....

@Confessions......oh i only looked o...no bad thoughts....chocs i already have almost every day.....

@a.k.a BaGucci....i only ogled.......

@Lumidee.....only his chest area...i swear......

@Freak.....i think i already am(a virgin)as virgin as I can be.......will get sum soon as a certain someone gets the hint...

@Arewa...i'm celibate cos i dont gat me a man-whats ur reason???it was early(cousin) so its to be expected....not a lot of people are dressed before 7am....

@barOquE....it'll be nice to get sum......maybe soon...are u exhaling????how about you.....cousin is btw 18 and 21..it was a hotel fashioned like apartments so they had a three bedroom thingy.....

@Quaggar....i only looked at his abs....serious...sebi...i need to stop the nightly ritual(chocs)....finding a man is easy....being attracted to and keeping one is the hard part.....

@Qube...*wink*

@FFF...i do....lol

@Tigeress....the idea of being labelled a slut is if i sleep with every man i go wow over....aphrodisiac for me.....na wa o....wahala!!!!!!!!!

@miz-cynic.....well he's too close in the tree for us to try it....moreover i only ogled...there have been cousins marrying in my family too but not as close as he and i are.....

@Muse....little balls and little hearts....*wink*

@T-razor.....mwah.........

ManCee said...

LMAO

"I can sleep with you
enjoy you
but we are not a couple"

WELL..IF you promise not to cling, cos I got d ish that can get ur ass addicted.
:D