Friday, January 23, 2009

Blue Ocean...............

So i heard about strip clubs in las gidi
i decided to go see
so i mailed a blogger who had blogged about her experience
and she gave me a name.......blue ocean

mentioned it to A(my pal)..........she mentoned it to her boo

he said we three would go

next time we harrassed him about it.........he said not yet
later he said he needed to go see before letting two ladies tag along

Sat...we dropped off my cousin at the airport
and talked about hanging out
strippers came into the convo
we tried to go during the holidays

but he said he passed by and they were closed
we had a laff about it
'strippers on vacation'


we made it to ikeja
blue ocean still closed

na wa o
dem no go resume????????

we ladies said ok lets head home
dude says no
lets find another one
i say how?
he says the same way he found blue ocean
all he had was the name......no location......but he found it
i'll ask people even if i have to ask a police man he said
we must find one tonight
so he goes on his mission

we stay in the car to gossip
he comes back a while later with a dreadlocked pal in tow
i said new pal was not getting into the car

ask me-wetin my own?
i be passenger myself


neways new pal takes off on a bike
we follow
when he stops
i wonder
erm........it doesnt look like anything is happening
pal's boo D says-thats the same way blue ocean looks from the street


i spot someone and i chuckle
there sure is biz happening around here

really small place
walked in and did a quick survey
small cosy bar
spotted a girl dancing with the pole
took the cushion closest to her

sat back
we ordered drinks
and proceeded to watch the babe........


not bad

she did a striptease
had some sexy moves
was bad looking and as flat as a washboard
definitely not my cup of tea

next babe on had more meat on her bones..........i like
more stuff to jiggle

so we notice an oldie getting a lap dance

pal and i giggle about it.....so we decided to set her boo up

we asked him to get a lap dance
he was hesistant

we insisted

he got a glint in his eye
he said pick a girl

i picked a flat smallie(i figured-he did not have to enjoy it)
my pal said no.......she picked a cute voluptuous babe in a pink teddy

i wondered........will he touch?

at first no
but when she jiggled dem boobs at him
he grabbed ass

i knew he was in for the 'talk'
but then again na she pick......

i figured a lap dance-yes
grab ass-no
and babe has a luscious ass

after a while my pal stalks out
i know she's mad
he goes to talk to her

i'm grinning-imagining the convo in the car

i'm still watching the babes
another bootyliious babe was on
i particularly liked her red garter and make up

they had been in the car 20 mins
some dude decides i need company
yes o...he sat beside me

oturugbeke......a horny guy i no know
i no see anything o but how he no go horny....
he's been watching naked babes jiggle sturvs

i no blame am
as me sef siddon alone
maybe i dey advertise........

he then proceeds to move closer....ehn ehn
mo don jazzy re......
i get up.....get to the car..........ignore their tiff
scold them both for leaving me alone to the wolves in there

i needed to pee
we went back in
there was a big mama on when i came out of the loo
big mama should consider retirement
not a nice show-my opinion
but the guys seemed to enjoy her
she had no moves
just a lot of fat ass jiggling and droopy boobs
and vagina in ur face

we left soon after..........

so i've seen strippers in lagos
or as they are called..........gogo dancers





way back from work mon
babe ahead me in the bus
had a striking resemblance to a certain stripper
what are the odds?????????
i kept staring at her

she came down at my stop
i got a good look
not so sure though........but i still think she's the one

joint is open.....mon-sun.........7pm-5am


so i wonder
should i have gone to say hi???
and to ask why she did not go to work
??????

ps:i'm soooooooooo loving the change in weather in lagos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

39 comments:

Intimacy said...

Why don't we go see one together? I c u're an adventurous fellow. We actually have that in common. How do you combine work and all those sturvs together? It's hard for me sometimes ya know.. Hope you're on and won't mind chatting with you on the yahoo msn.
The post was nice but you needed to add a little of ibiluv to it. Cheers lady.

Buttercup said...

i was supposed to be 1st!! *sulks*

Buttercup said...

ur pal probably shudnt have set her man up..but the guy sef, ahnahn..lol..

how r u anywayz??

~Sirius~ said...
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~Sirius~ said...

LOL @ your friend and her man.

Now your curiosity is settled, I hope we can rest......For all you know THAT was the stripper you saw in the bus.....weird stuff like that happens to me.

The only good thing about this weather is me flaunting my collection of exclusive Pashminas and digging into my lip gloss portfolio with Victoria's Secret.

PS: Don't mind those wolves....after watching they look around for the next available (s)lay.....*wink

rayo said...

she shouldn't have, he shouldn't have even if she did. haba. hope they settled sha. nd i thot i was curious but i guess u take it to the next step, u act on it lol.
i don't like this weather oh, its so not cool, i have to watch how small my top can be lest i start shivering in public, not nice at all...

Tigeress said...

LMHO!!! that is so funny- u are naughty u know?!! Ur poor pal- i hope she got over it- she no suppose vex too much. She too no suppose take am go strip joint. Men are very visual. I hope she (ur pal) took him home and put it on him GOOD! lol!

I shld check it out when next i'm in Lagos.

Smaragd said...

lmao!

u ehn! u for say hello to supposed gogo dancer ni, she for bitch-slap u! be careful o twinny.

i sooooo do not like the weather, which is strange as i've always loved the cold, but this one came too late and has me feeling sleepy at work, mostly lethargic! shio!

lol @ "don jazzy re", ibiluv ken...blogsville ken...

dude shoulda grabbed ass na, why did she tempt him? mecheeew.

tara douglas said...

she go beat you. dont ask those kain dancers anything. ibiluv na wa for u

miz-cynic said...

u want to go and ask her kini?it is u tht has chest(iwo lo laya).
mo don jazy re....lol at smaragd....ibiluv ken,blogsville ken...razzz ge!u know abt these strip joints ...expect the unexpected....ani wen me i went to blue ocean one of them strippers came and grabbed my boobs despite a full fledged bobo tht was by my side.insurbodination!

Laughter said...

Ibiluv, 10 gbosa for you o, ur friend should not have picked one now. Egbele. But y she come dey vex? She should have known better.

mizchif said...

Hmmmmmm, my husband or rather husband to be or boyfie is strictly forbidden to go to any strip club,, whether i am in tow or not. Talkless of me now picking bootylicious babe to dance for him!

O ma she! Your friend shd not complain, abi did she think her husband had water flowing thru his veins!

fantasy queen said...

strip jint...huhhhh!
we've got one in my neighbourhood, in leki phase 1, i've been thinking about strolling down sometime soon.

i dont know why girls do it, they set their guys up and then sulk after.

Funms-the rebirth said...

how wont ur friend's boo grab ass? body no be wood........lol

wait o, if u'd approached the supposed stripper, what will u say? hey sis, i saw u at work last night, r u off today????????????lmao

mike said...

Take it easy o!hi ke? Do you want black-blue eye?

geisha said...

lol... why did she spark for her boyfie when she's the one that carried temptation into his laps? abeg joo. body no be firewood!
shee they've made up now sha?

FineBoy Agbero said...

aha! nice one! Some chics funny sha!!

I hear say Ocean Blue was closed down by police.
Abeg where did new one na? I wan go ooo!!! Oya give me location kia-kia!!

badderchic said...

very good, you too have gone to see the potopoto.

wait o! this one sounds different. make we go? invites to single female bloggers and maybe Baroque. hee! who go go?

Chari said...

lol...the naija strip club experience...

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

LOL
she shouldnt have started what she couldnt have finished
I dont blame her boyfriend
its like leaving a hungry kid in a candy store and saying look but dont lick lol

teebay said...

aw d guy no go touch??? heennn body na firewood???
lol

bArOquE said...

i really loved this post, made me smile...i've been really stressed lately...i once went to a strip bar in PH, (maybe, more than once)...maybe we should go together next time, what say you? *wink*

MissLove said...

omg what a JUICY post!! IBILUV you wan make dem give you black eye 4 lagos!!! chai!you never jam! u 4 ask am! as for your friend lol very classic.... na she pick now? lol mehn the baggage of relationships! ahhh tew mush wahala..

bArOquE said...

@chairlady, i'm game

LusciousRon said...

That your friend shouldn't complain. She was the one ho gave the cat the fish to watch over.

I like 'Mo don jazzy re' Clearly a jenifa fan like me. A mo see-saw. See ya, Catch ya, Later!

Waffarian said...

Hhahahahahah! always wanted to go into a strip club but my catholic guilt no dey allow me!

as for ur friend...i hope say she don learn her lesson. That one na real mumurity on the highest level.

incoherent said...

strip clubs are awesome! been only once and i actually have a couple of friends who work at some. they even offered to hook me up lol......of course that was all before i got my jiggly belly :(

Afrobabe said...

lmao...say hello kuh...wow, cant wait to go...maybe I'll go on vals day...

Shubby Doo said...

Ibi...na wa o...the girl is stupid...telling a man not to grab a cute stripper is like saying don't inhale...rubbish...

What is the name of club in ikeja

ibiluv said...

@Intimacy.........if i give you my IM....you'll be all up in my biz....i dont work 24hrs...are you telling me how to write my posts....you've got nerve dude.....

@Buttercup...you are the first female...it counts dearie...dont mind her...silly hiefer.....sweets..she toyed with fire,it was bound to burn her a little.....i'm luscious as always....you????

@Sirius.....lol at now you can rest...its back to being hot sef...damn....you read them wolves like a book.....

@rayo.....yea they settled.....small tops????...my love handles wont let me get away with that.....

@Tigeress.....she did...me funny..*blush*...oh yes she did....they look forward to entertaining you.....

@twinny....sleepy at work????you are just being lazy...na me be dat..suliat moves....no mind d babe...

@tara....i no get the liver to ask sef.....

@miz-cynic...she desecrated your boobs like that?????bad girl....lol

@laughter...na yeye gal....i ignored her sulks...told her she was being really silly.......

@Miz.....why not....you get him horny...he bangs you real good when u get home...just make sure no lap dances....no mind the babe....

@FQ.....i actually saw the good in it......he would have paid for grabbing ass by me riding him silly...then he can grab ass....*wink*

@Funms....me sef i wondered how he wont.....i would have said something like that but i fear for slap...lol

@Mike....would have gotten a purple eye.....

@geisha....they made up before we left but i confirmed it from the make up sex they had when we got home...*wink*

@FBA....i heard t'was a power tussle..but even if na police...they found somewhere else...mail me...i'll send u the address

@Badder...i considered it entertainment.....when we dey go...oya coordinate....

@Chari....yep.....

@MDM...my thoughts exactly....

@teebay....he sure has flesh and bones.....

@Baroque....holler when u fall into town..lets go watch strippers...with Badder or without????

@Misslove....i fear for my eye..thats why i asked no questions....relationships....bittersweet...always.....

@Baroque...oya coordinate.....

@Luscious ron...def a jenifa fan..so wa okay???? o n sparkles gan ni.....

@Waffarian.....if you ever get the liver...go..just to go see....i called her foolish...same as mumu abi???

@incoherent...you wan dey strip abi u wan dey serve drinks?

@Sis...they may go on vacation.........*wink*

@Shubby....abi????send me a mail dearie will spill the name and addy

Lady Koko said...

buhahahhahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......IBILUV OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! u've seen it all.....
p.s;xoxo

ibiluv said...

@Lady Koko......i doubt.....there is still a lot for me to experience out there.......

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doug said...

Lol! For a second there, your talk about liking some flesh on women got me questioning your sexuality.

I hope your friend made up with her boo, but na wa for de guy sef o

ibiluv said...

@the african poet....i'll be dia...

@doug.......i'm all woman....i love phalluses....i dont do punnys...but i prefer women with a litle flesh on their bones......oh they had a great sound track when we got home so all is great in dia world...moreover i told her she was being silly...we set him up....

SHE said...

I've heard about those clubs. now i'm hearing some more.
Interestiing.... Veeery interesting...

ibiluv said...

@she.........*wink*

Jaguda said...

i havent been to any but will take ur word for it

ibiluv said...

@Jaguda............nah you need to experience it