Thursday, January 15, 2009

Will i ever tire???????

So.......

Silly ass conductor beats a passenger for giving him 20 naira for a 30 naira bus ride even though the guy was going halfway-no be 15 naira he suppose pay???

my 20 naira fell on drivers outfit...i kept asking for it...he kept ignoring me even though i had paid 30 naira to his conductor..........

He then proceeded to do a race with a tanker-since i had no idea if the tanker was empty,full with gas or fuel or diesel....i corrected him(this time he heard)

then told me to mind my business...he's been in the business since forever..........so i told him not to tell me rubbish....just cos i'm in his bus dont mean i cant drive a vehicle...and i know you dont race on a narrow road close to a t-junction at night especially if your neighbour is a tanker.....

no one need know the last time i handled an automobile was in 2004-dad promised me a car-i learnt-earned my learners permit-no car.....swore not to bother till i can buy it meself.....that day is sooner than later.............





I caught a yoruba movie recently
babe and guy na childhood sweethearts
dem marry
years down the line
the babe tells her hubby that he knows she's never really liked sex
and she's tired of her nightly duty
so she marries him a second wive
well he eventually gets a third.......



i love sex
ever since i discovered it
2006 till date has been my dryest years

while i was never anyone's live-in-lover
i did get it on a regular
i was either in a relationship or getting it with a *friend*
(some friends come with benefits)........*wink*

so i wonder

will i ever be that woman?????
will i ever sometimes not want it????
will i ever be too tired for it???
will i ever give my rights to someone else??????


i doubt.........




i'm quite sure i'll still be riding
so long as there's a breath in my body........*wink*

50 comments:

MissLove said...

1st?

MissLove said...

yes!!!!!!!!! whoo hoo

MissLove said...

RIDE OR DIE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my lover asked if sex was overrated, i was going to tell him 'you probably aint doing it right' when i remembered damn im in his life lolllll ...that just came up sorry ....
as long as its with someone dat can 'handle' me...this libido is 4rm now till eternity... i reject every contrary arrow!!!!!!!

Temite said...

You go gurl. I so feel you. I talk to some African women in my life and the consensus seems to be that sex is overated that only men think its important. Not me o...I want SEX and I probably will always do. Gosh I REALLY hope I always do. My motto - when in doubt HAVE SEX and if you are wrong, at least you got some good Loving....wink.

mizchif said...

I just love how u say ur ow Ibi.

I would say i love sex as well. I mean i think it's just beautiful if done right, so why would i not want.......except my partner is doing something very wrong..... I'll probably always want.

Tigeress said...

lol@ the bus driver.

As for the sex thing.......i really dont know. I've lost touch with that connection- the emotional and sexual connection. Being single, i'm able to do with sex once every 12mths- weird right?

Funms-the rebirth said...

lol at d driver......
i loveeeeeeeeeeee sex, when in and out of rship...... now i love me some friends with benefits or as i call them or him......f*** buddies.........behehehehe

LusciousRon said...

Bus drivers crazy as they come.

There is nothing as bad as bad sex. I can do it everytime if its really good. Hope I never get tired of it.

It just refreshes the body, mind, soul.

Smaragd said...

and u know what Ibi love, I BELIEVE U...lol! i doubt that u can ever be that kind of woman.

as per bus driver palaver, twinny, we gats to buy our cars this year, no doubt! life is getting harder and more treacherous for the car-less in lagos i tell u.

off to read any post i might have missed!

Laughter said...

Did the conductor give you your N30 back or just ignored you still, i pray you get a year this year o.
As per sex, not really too sure o as i can live without it, bizarre i know...

Afrobabe said...

Babe, that goes for me as well..

I think the problem is not, not wanting it again but more like not wanting it with a particular person anymore....

My main fear is what if I stop wanting my husband?

Unashamed. Sharing my experiences while waiting!!! said...

Uhmmmmmmmmmm......... I have often heard many say sex is overrated but not me. Sex is good that's the best gift you can ever give anyone and above all to yourself. It is just beautiful. I think some guys dont know how to do it or they are just selfish not wanting to help their partners also derive pleasure. Hubby says "my wife is a sex machine".

However from a married woman's point of view, it keeps your hubby at home when you both enjoy this. Sex is best in marriage especially when you do it with someone you really love.

Sex is truly a gift to share with that special someone you've committed to. I just love SEX.

Have you thought about how it feels doing it with someone and then you guys break up or go your different ways. Doesnt it feel like someone has taken a part of you away or has taken advantage of you.

Well, i think we should lay the blame on tradition that believes that women should just lie down while the men do their thing. Heck NO! Women should also enjoy it, tell your partner we're going to do it all night.

Okay i know, my comment is getting too long now, dont mind me:) I just love to have sex!!!

Unashamed

miz-cynic said...

omo u know ur p....and i love tht u are honest jare....me i dnt know if i would like sex gangan o...i hope i do sha cos im always perpetually up for making out but real penetration and ish...i hope i like it.

doll said...

hmm

fantasy queen said...

you ride till you die!!!

AlooFar said...

Ride on babes!

Why didn't you slap that conductor?

Freaksho said...

you?
TIRE?
not bloody-ibi-luvly-likely!

Omotee! said...

go girl, i intend to ride till i drop (note, not till he drops)

SHE said...

LOL at your conversation with the driver. I hope you gave him a proper tongue lashing.

@afro: If you stop wanting your husband, you may have to be innovative. you get?(wink!! wink!!)

Writefreak said...

Ah lagos drivers! I stopped taking buses in Lagos a long time ago cos there's always one story or the other...

On the issue of sex, i think if you try top, th put each other's satisfaction first you will always emjoy it, you might not want it everyday but you will keep wanting each other...i would say it's better in marriage with your husband though....i won't know better cos that's the only sex i've had and i love it!

~Sirius~ said...

Will you ever tire?....Lemme see....Uhmmm, Not Likely, Only if you stop breathing....Te he he.

Shubby Doo said...
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Shubby Doo said...

afro has taken the words right out of my mouth...

although i never cheated on him, i got bored with my ex...but not with sex

rethots said...

"...that day is sooner than later..." and the time cometh....

"...i'll still be riding..." and why should the thot to stop cross your mind?

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Men that bus driver deserved a huge slap! Long live your libido!LOL....

In my head and around me said...

My dear, I hope you get a car soon. Apart from the fact that it is more convenient, I know from experience that being an opinionated passenger never works out.

Sex as a chore? My sympathies go to her.

Parakeet said...

I love you ibiluv...is all I can say.

Before u start wondering is sister is a lesbo abeg make i comment. Ehm is that movie for real. If I have to use the female version of viagra to satisfy my man I so will. Second wife ko, third wife ni.

Isi said...

u r hilarious! lol!
the story of the driver and conductor sounds very familiar.

happy new year!

badderchic said...

See why I love your blog?

you speak my mind.

Will I ever tire?

NEVER! in Jesus name. This chairlady will always have the chair, his cowgirl will always "Yeee HA" till the the breath leaves my body. Amen.

IBILUV may we NEVER tire

Did I just hear you say Amen?

Enigma said...

Hello you!

Happy New Year!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

PLEASE, ABEG, NO MAKE BUS DRIVER BEAT YOU FOR TEACHING HIM HOW TO DRIVE OH

sorry for the caps

Ms.O said...

people get tired of sex *surprised face*....?

CaramelD said...

I pray that never happens, espcially in marriage. How depressing if you didn't want sex with your husband or vice versa!

bArOquE said...

she was tired of her nightly duties, after how many children???

my dear, me & you are on the same boat...& i love you so...however a problem arises when madame is heavily pregnant & in early nursing periods...i don die be that oh...LOL

Dammy said...

You drop it HOT!
Simply Original! straight from the heart.
I love your mind.


Sex can be therapeutic...

Uzezi said...

good questions that makes one wonder if age changes certain things. happy new year

ablackjamesbond said...

You?Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. You will probably ride till u r 80

ibiluv said...

@Misslove......lol...yes o...if the sex is great-i doubt i'll ever tire of it.....i'm with you o....i reject every contrary arrow.....
why tire of it????

@Temite.....i came to a conclusion a long time ago....only people who think sex is overrated.....are peeps not doing it right......

@Mizchif....sweets....*blush*.....i love you too...i'll always want it too.....

@Tigeress........crazy bus drivers......babes i've been without for 7 months.....it's hard to get it on a regular when you aiint dating but i do long for some like *yesterday*.....*wink*

@Funms......yea.......wish i could conjure one up....a *beneficial friend*....*sigh*.....

@LusciousRon.....i would not wish bad sex on my enemy.....that ish is so not cool....it does...it does...it feels like i just got a spa treatment.*wink*

@Twinny.....lol...doubt it too dearie...babes i wanna.....just need to clear out some sturvs first....mwah

@Laughter....no...as a bigs girl(i dashed him the money)you can live without????why dearie....pray tell why???how???

@Afrobabe.......babes i doubt if you'll ever stop wanting the man you marry......they get us mad sometimes and we are not feeling freaky but you i know will not marry a man that is not a *performer*...so tell me how will you ever stop wanting the *stud*...

@Unashamed....totally feel u.......

@Miz-Cynic.....you like to make out???you'll love sex...i pray you discover it with a *performer*...you'll understand what i'm talking about

@Doll.....what???

@FQ.........i will dearie........

@Aloofar.....wetin i for do if he had retaliated????i aiint ready to buy another frame.......

@Freak.....LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!

@Omotee......Yes o..till i drop....

@She.....*wink*...i did lash him small...oh i trust she will....

@Writefreak.....i do cabs when i'm not up to the drama....yes..i agree...maybe not everyday but i'll keep wanting it cos its great

@Sirius...lol

@Shubby...if you got bored with him-there must have been other issues.....

@Rethots....amen.....the movie made me wonder.....

@NDQ.......long live it dearie...i concur...

@Inmyheadandaroundme.........yes was so sorry for her as well....

@Parakeet.....Love u too babes.....female viagra coming ur way...lol

@Isi.....HNY babes,......crazy peeps

@Badder......*blush*......i refuse to be dethroned as well....AMEN!!!!!!!!!

@Enigma.......Hi....HNY.....

@Solomonsydelle...........lol...learner like me dey front for the guy.....

@Ms.O.....oh dey do.....

@caramelD.....very depressing....it is not our portion...tufiakwa.....

@Baroque.....after 2 teenagers.....if madam is as freaky as can be...some days she may be tired but she can always ensure your release...there *are* many different ways to skin a cat........*wink*

@Dammy.....*blush*....oh it is.....it is

@Uzezi.....from what i see of others...age changes nothing.....

@007...oga you wish me drought in my 90's?????????

FineBoy Agbero said...

hmmm, babe... can we be friends? all benefits included!

rayo said...

i love how u r so down to earth babe. norrin do u. FBA, sun si waju 4 ur fuck buddy oh.

Intimacy said...

What's the longest time you've ever ridden. Let me compare with............. romance lover here. We're kind'a alike but in different fields.......... Am loving this blogging

Lady Koko said...

buhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! IBI OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OFFICALLY MY FAVOURITE BLOGGER shhhhhhhh
p.s: xoxo

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

LMAO girl you could have been thrown off that bus, you and your mouth, as for sex maybe the husband was a selfish lover coz if he was sending her to the moon and back, she would be doing a 'Johnny' every single night

ibiluv said...

@FBA.......we are friends a la blogsville ...you wanna bring on the benefits???.....*wink*
miz cynic says u are taken.....i'll do without....

@rayo....thanks dearie...no mind FBA....

@Intimacy.....longest....not sure..i wasnt counting....

@Lady Koko....me???*deep red blush*.....mwah!!!!

@MDM.....thrown off the bus???lol...i agree,maybe guy wasnt good

Intimacy said...

ibiluv, You should try timing yourself sometimes. It makes it more fun and adds adventure to it. then you can calculate your stimulation and your lasting power during raining season and during dry season. find the percentage and use the answer to divide how many anacondas you've had in the last three months. The answer you should add to ibiluv so it should look like Ibiluv 34.79 . Hope no one else sees this. Cheers baby. And no joking, if you can take it for that long.............. l8r

Intimacy said...

@ fantasy queen As if you're not a rider yourself!!!!

@ she You sound like an everyday talk active with that " Tongue Lashing" No harm meant oh! Before you give me the tongue lashing that was meant for the conductor.

@ temite How often are you in doubt and if you have sex as much as that............. Men I'd like to have a private contest with you. Love your originality anyday anytime

OluwaDee said...

Ride 4 as long as you can deariee.

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ibiluv said...

@Intimacy......that will take the fun out.....

@Oluwadee.....i plan to....*wink*.....

@The African Poet....will be there....