Monday, December 1, 2008

IT...............................

Thanks peeps for your response to 4 fingers
she now knows....even a whole fist is possible.....*wink*


So Bisola (Project fame)is out....felt sad she had to go
neways she go quick go hook up with Kodjo.....*lol*.....

make una vote for
My heart....Iyanya...i wonder if going all groupie over him
is because he is Calabar(i think).....*cough*......

Praise.....dont care

Annette.....she has a great vocal range in spite of them jugs....or cos of them...*wink*............

Nii........my Charlie.....

Made it to the doc on fri...skipped work
got some drug for my back......muscle pain he said
got a home massage......my aunt the nurse did the honours
........t'was good and cheap(free)....*wink*
blood work showed a little malaria,a little thyphoid
got drugs for them too
and spent the weekend swallowing pills

i'm much berra now........health wise
but i would really love to get a fix......*wink*.....


in the absence of a fix.......
let me tell u a story.......
story......story........


First job straight out of camp(NYSC)
a bank........job was ok..hours were good
peeps i had to work with were mostly assholes
i didnt give a hoot...needed some sort of experience on my cv
was in a branch close to my abode
but i would go to the head office twice a week to help out

.....if you've ever heard me on the phone(guys)
you really wanna see the face that accompanies the voice...........
i know it...they know it......*wink*

while i'm no Bella Naija(girl is HAWT)
but i can hold my own.............*wink*


during the course of discharging our duties
we would need to call the IT department at the Head Office
sometimes several times a day
i developed a good rapport with two guys that were assigned to us

after a while,one of them O was already talking
about browsing my website(his exact words)

i only waved it away......i was amused but not interested

three months at the job....i became a guru.....
any problem i couldnt solve was a network problem
hence IT guys..........

twice a week......tues & thursday....i was expected to head out
to Head Office to help with paper work............

was at H.O this fateful thursday
minding my work whilst gisting and someone made me laugh.........

i heard someone call out my name
i came out of the cubicle
his voice sounded familiar.......
i scanned thru the faces in my brain files

no match........

he goes...hi Ibi..
then it clicks.....ohhhh....the other IT guy....
(he's cute)
nice to finally meet you.....
(i was mentally wondering how much oil my wayward nose must have secreted)
i've got pimples............
oil on my face comes with the territory
oily facial skin...pimples or acne.....lol

my supervisor coughs.....enuff with the greeting...get back to work


an hour later the intercomm buzzes
i'm allowed to pick her calls........i pick it
its D.........come upstairs....now??
yes....

i drop the receiver..........who was it?.....
..........my call i say.....

ten minutes later....i need a break i say

be back in twenty she says......to the loo
hair in place.......check
glasses out....contacts in......check
oily nose.......powdered
lip gloss......popping...
a dab of CK-In2u..........
i pee...i clean up...i wash...
i dry...i moisturise..........

i head out to the IT dept

he's there with Mr *browse your website*
i sit..Mr website...leaves

we chat......i'm fascinated...
he shows me some of the stuff he does
i'm awed............yea....
......i love to be around intelligent people........

neways....my 20mins is up
i go back down
....now we've met
we find several reasons to call
on a daily..............*wink*

3 months later he asks if i'll hang out for an icecream after work..........
why not......yippieee.....(i'm a sweettooth junkie)
fabulous.................

he picks me a while later

we hang out till its too late/dangerous to head back to mine.....
i no complain o.........
he was witty and easy to talk to
the hours flew.........

he suggests his place.....ok i say.....
no electricity........gen was in a bad mood.....
..........fashy it we did

.......he gives me a shirt.......we take
separate showers

on his bed...we lie facing each other......
gisting..........

....my phone rings.........its 1130pm...

which kain winchy be dis??????????

30 comments:

Uzezi said...

i knew while reading it would happen. what happened to the guy, where is he today? happy new month.

miz-cynic said...

it wana happen die!hope d sex was gud?so o knew anoda guy browsd d website instead of him.silly him.browse website indeed

~Sirius~ said...

LOL.....
Glad you feel better.....So, What happened to the guy? or I need not ask *cough cough

doll said...

Finish the story

Twix! said...

Tell me nothing happened between you guys? Stuff going down after that kinda evening is ALWAYS expected and kinda cliche. Its amazing when he just holds you to sleep and not tug at your panties and tomorrow youre wondering ..."whats wrong with this guy... or he is such a gentle man...". Waiting for part two o where the story ends. Like the way you wrote the post, kinda looks like a narrative poem

Tigeress said...

Should i take it that unlike me u didnt flee and u got some? lol!

Wanton Pleasure said...

Bad ass babe. Why you no finish your tory now? Meanwhile it took you guys 3 month to get ice cream? Chei!

LusciousRon said...

I am jealous this is so cool. I want to know what happened next. This suspense is killing me.

geisha.song. said...

where's the rest of the story now???
glad to know ure feeling better babe.

Funms-the rebirth said...

hmmm........ finish the story!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

hey I demand you come back here and finish this gist
how can you leave us in suspense like that
lol will be stalking you like crazy

AlooFar said...

Iyanya is good. I think he deserves to win.

end this story shap shap.

Smaragd said...

and the queen of suspense is at it again! come on, spill already!and yea, i've heard about ur voice, very hot i was told... *wink*

Shubby Doo said...

No way...abi winchy be mr website...or dat one no get ur number?...ibi...in bed by 11:30pm...lmao...na nonsense long play be dat...hope the 4play was great o!

Beulah! said...

Na wa o!!

Aphrodite said...

@Tigeress, flee ke when babe don already bath enter bed?!!

@Ibi, oya come and conclude the jist o. I've got a smile on my face already.

Lady Koko said...

what is your own naww..HIS!!!!!!! have me all drooling and shiiii.....*HISSSSSSS*.....i hate to be teased........for too long!
p.s:XOXO

Confessions of a London gal said...

Why do calls always come in at d wrongest of times!!! So wat happened after the call?

CaramelD said...

Feel better oh! Eat well and rest, you will then get the strength to FINISH THE REST OF THE STORY!!! LOL

rayo said...

please end this gist, not nyc to leave us hangin babe. jst saw ur prev post nd al i can say is hmmmn

Buttercup said...

sorry u were ill, glad u r better now..

lol nawa o! oh yea, there's somn bout intelligent guys..hmm!

waiting for the conclusion!

Afrobabe said...

First of all I def need to go read about the fingers and fists......I am sure its a topic I want to know about...

secondly, I dont know the people you were listing (some tv show?) but I would go with the calabar guy anyday any time...they deliver!!!

Kai...you should have switched off the phone.....or just ignore it!!

deola said...

Lovely post.Lovely blog

deola said...

Lovely post.Lovely blog

LG said...

babes' i still dey xpect my sallah meat o :)

badderchic said...

Okay, this is sooo unfair, what happens next?

Jaguda said...

u got me engrossed in this story. will u finish soon........plssss?

ibiluv said...

@Uzezi....it would happen????what would happen???*wink*

@mizcynic......yea he found out...i told him.....lol

@Sirius....have i ever disappointed you???

@Doll.....i will soon....

@Twix....you'll just have to wait and read.....

@Tigeress....flee???i dey lion's den????

@Wanton Pleasure....will get to it....eventually....he took his tyme.....

@Luscious Ron......Patience is a virtue dearie....

@Geisha.song.....the concluding part...in a few days...thanks....

@Funms... i will.....i will.....

@Miss Def Maybe....lol

@Aloofar...Inyanya is fabulous.....story....be back here for it......

@Smaragd....which of our mutual friends spilled on me?????.....*blush*

@Shubby Doo......Sweets we weren't bothered about the tyme......*wink*......

@Beulah........yes oooooo

@Aphrodite...you dey mind Tigeress????lol....keep smiling dearie.....

@lady Koko.....no vex...i shall repent my ways.....

@Confessions of a London Gal.....watch out for part two....

@CaramelD....i'm berra dearie...story end will come up in a bit......

@Rayo....will be here in a hot minute to conclude this......

@Buttercup....gracias....oh yea babes..sumthing about intelligent guys.....*wink*

@Sis....i know by now you've done the research....always....calabar peeps never disappoint....*wink*...u never know..my home may be burning.....

@Deola....thanks.....

@LG......if i catch that yeye Boy...he did say he delivered it......10 pieces i sent your way.......

@Badder....be back to find out.....

@Jaguda......i will finish.....

LG said...

buhahahahahahaha yeye gal :)

ibiluv said...

@LG......mwah!!!!!!!!!!