Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Did you hear me cum????????

INYANYA WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nii came second
Praise third
Annette 4th

i'm elated..........

.....alas......they say i'm too old for him(Inyanya)

i should give girls his age a chance

i lick my wounds in private.......
and hope Banky W will have me back.......
i promise to be a faithful groupie......







My cousin is getting introduced in two weeks
had girl talk over the sallah holidays

when did you know it was him?


she's known him 5 years
.......then she thought
u want a whiff of this...in another life

he confessed back then
all he wanted was a little sumthing sumthing

she never gave in.........

different relationships and years down the line

they are talking one day
and he goes....marry me.....

she goes thro every reason why she should say no
cant find any..........

she's happy...........i'm happy for her







Saw my ex over sallah........Mel.......
...turns out my Gramps and his Gramps
built their Lagos Villas opposite each other

i wonder how many times his gramps and mine
exchanged neighbourly banters......

...............both dead now

his mum has moved into her dad's place
she has a cordial relationship with my grandma

everytyme i visit Gran and she pops in.......
i have this evil grin on my face

wondering if she'll ever find out
how many ways her son fucked me brains out
in the three years i dated him......

its a wonder i still have a medula.....*wink*

neways he was there to see his mum
i was there to see gran
we saw.....we said hi

we hung out for an hour later in a group

talked....laughed together as a group

for a split second..........
i wanted him to grovel
i saw myself straddling him
i saw his mum and my gran.....neigbours....in-laws.....



his fone rang...he did not pick it.....

it was her(i'm sure)....

i'm secretly hoping she's the face on facebook

i can gloat.......she's got nothing on me(she no fyne reach me)

moreover if he could not say............i'm with friends

then he's gat withdrawal symptoms......*evil grin*





sent my song in to Geisha
if una no like when una hear am
make una no abuse me o


i just hope it wasnt the other stuff i sent in
*blush to my roots*

the sound of me cummmmmmminggggggggg........

how come i have it recorded?????
i have no idea............*wink*

33 comments:

doll said...

first

~Sirius~ said...

LMAO!
Neighbors in law....
Happy for your cousin.....I never get it when guys can't pick up their girlfriend's call when they are with exs or random friends....beats me.

doll said...

what an uncommon luv story..am happy 4 dem 2

LG said...

i m so happy for Iyanya' tho i wanted Nii to win :)

Twix! said...

Youre crazy girl... im wiondering, how does his d..k get to your brain? lol, niceeeee post

OluwaDee said...

I so knew Iyanyan was going to win. 4nee thing is sunday was the 1st time i watched the show.

What a way so find love. Wish them happy married life.

Smaragd said...

Ibiluv! u don kolo finish...lmao and ur writing just gets funnier!
so ol' Mel wouldnt pick his phone eh? maybe 'twas just out of respect for u u know.

congrats to ur cousin (u seem to have quite a number!)

never did get around to following project fame as i would've liked, saw it once and def didnt like Praise. now if Inyanya is the dark skinned guy from ghana, then he deserves to win.

Tigeress said...

LOL @ "i'm secretly hoping she's the face on facebook. i can gloat.......she's got nothing on me(she no fyne reach me)"

geisha.song. said...

lol babe you're psycho!
lolol!!
oh did you get my mail? you need to re-record it i cant open it in the format you sent. mp3, wav, amr, would work. thanx sweetie!!:D

Funms-the rebirth said...

lol.........
good for ur cuz.....

yes o, the new girl im sure aint got nothing on ur. ur hotter jare

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Im kinda lost. Who is Inyanya?

Naija Idol said...

hmmm. nor be small sumtin o.dunno who iyanya is either.

Shubby Doo said...

sex with an ex...ibi no...happy 4 your cousin

you are singing 2? *evil grin*...can't wait...lol

incoherent said...

the refusal to pick shld reminder u its over cuz he's an asshole. lol. i'm glad she no fine reach u. i'm secretly hoping mine own too fine reach me he he

bArOquE said...

why the hell do you have the sound of you cumming recorded?

deola said...

A real psycho

Abujamaiden said...

Thanks for ur comment, as for Henna on your wedding are you hausa/northern or its just for henna-sake? Get the natural one sha before all them fake henna artists apply bull-ish chemicals on your wedding skin.....cheers!

CaramelD said...

Congrats to your cousin, and how on earth do you record yourself during an orgasm??? LOL!!!

badderchic said...

I loooove your blog, se you know?

lol at you still having a medulla.

funny how small this world is ainnit?

Lady Koko said...

buhahahahha!!! erm..U RECORDED THAT/??????? OHHH THIS IBI MEHNNN!!! LOOOL..BUHAHAHAHA!!!!
P.S: YEA I LOVE IT WEN THEY GAT NUNIN ON ME!!! XOXO

Afrobabe said...

lmao...all the comments I had in my head dissapeared when I read the line about recording ur cummin....girl u are just crazy...

Ubong Da said...

Biko send the recording to me now. I promise not to use it as my ring tone.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

girl you crazy
LMAO @the many ways you F&%$£ked his brains out
I missed the whole Big Brother Africa i have virgin which is crap as it doesnt show any african channels

miz-cynic said...

damn girl! fucked ur brains out u said?

Vera Ezimora said...

Ibiluv, something is really really wrong with you. lol @ his gf being the face on facebook. Isn't it such a wonderful feeling when you're finer than your ex's new babe? Wonderful feeling, I tell ya!

darkelcee said...

lol!

you don spoil finish.

leme go listen to ur song

ibiluv said...

@Sirius......yea babes...neighbours-in-law...*wink*....never understood it myself....its usually my mum's call i ignore sometimes......

@Doll......yea babes....moi aussi.....

@LG.....i was soft on Nii-wouldnt have minded if he got it but *sigh*...Inyanya got it...*wink*......

@Twix.....well it did not get to my brain....it just got to all the right places..*wink*..stuff like that makes you feel brainless sometimes....*wink*....

@Oluwadee...i didnt know for sure-i'm elated he won though.....thanks dear- will pass the message on.....

@Twinny.....which yeye respect...if t'was moi...i for no do same.....cos me thinks he should have picked up.....there are so many ways to end a call quickly if need be....but ignoring a call when you are with friends is sneaky........its been 2 years....so...whats to hide?????...

with a grandpa that fathered 12 children and another that fathered 9 children.....cousins boku.........

Nii is the dark guy from Ghana that came second....i dont like Praise meself....Inyanya is the scrumptious calabar boy...*wink*......


@Tigeress....i'm being honest.....feels good....


@Geisha.song.....i am...i am...*wink*.....sent again dearie.....


@Funms-the rebirth.....yea she's blessed.....Mwah.....na so oooooo..........

@NDQ..........www.projectfamewestafrica.com


@Naija Idol.....www.projectfamewestafrica.com


@Shubby Doo....i'm allowed a split second fantasy.....no????....sex with Mel will happen if he repents and proposes.....lol...you sound fabulous dear....be kind to moi.....

@Incoherent.......exactly what it did.....i know she's also got nothing on you dear....they usually never do.......*wink*


@Baroque........na song for Geisha i dey record o.....but i got *busy* before the singing....*wink*


@Deola.......hi

@Abujamaiden.....ever since my cousin-in-law's wedding....beautiful bride with her henna...i so loved it...i'm just gonna be extra nice to her sister so she can travel down to do me some henna for my day....*wink*...........i'm not Hausa but i'm muslim and cousin-in-law is part Hausa...it counts abi?????


@CaramelD...will relay the message.....i was gonna sing for geisha..record button was on....i got *distracted*......*wink*


@Badder....feeling is mutual.....thank God i still have one......this world???its tiny.......


@Lady Koko....funny thing is....they always seem to walk out of our lifes only to date the silliest hiefer...*wink*.....


@Sis.....no be me-na this drought.....*wink*


@Ubong Da.....via mail????coming right up......*wink*


@MDM.....pele.....i stopped watching big brother soon as Uti left.....u could have caught highlights online though......


@Miz-Cynic......e remain small.....

@Vera...i know...maybe i should see a doctor...*wink*.....

@Darkelcee....lol......be kind

Buttercup said...

glad inanya won cos u seem to love him so much..uh, age is nothing but a number, no? lol..

aww congrats to ur cuz!

i'll head over to geisha's to hear which of the recordings u sent..lmao

ibiluv said...

@buttercup..I do...love INyanya.....*wink*

Cuz...she is a lucky she devil....*wink*


I sound fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oyin said...

ummm, hey sweets....I left you something on my blog...CONGRATS!!!


formally Kin'Shar

shine said...

you are too much. this whole post had me laughing.

Mista Jaycee said...

You Naughtie Gyal,
You Nasty! LOL
Jaycee

ibiluv said...

@Oyin........aiight

@Shine.......i aim to please

@Mista Jaycee....mwah!!!!!!