Monday, November 24, 2008

Four Fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Project Fame

i honestly had goose pimples
before they called Iyanya
until a few weeks ago
Banky W was my favourite Nigerian artiste
he could do no wrong...........
i looked forward to him serenading moi
THE VOICE AND THAT FACE......

but i dare say
Banky......i'll continue to be a follower
on your blog but Iyanya has my heart now

the guy gives me goose pimples

and yes it was I on stage with him
on saturday
the little drama when he serenaded moi with.......
.'love,truly'.........
OMG...............now every one knows what i look like
(fat chance)

no be me
but it could have been me
that song WAS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

On Sunday
Nii was marvelous
his costume......fabulous

Bisola was fabulous as always

Annette...kai she CAN sing....

I dont care for Praise.....though i grudginly agree
that he CAN do things with his voice
'but i wont be sad to see him/Annette go on sat
kai i wonder how much credit i will burn this week
to keep my peeps in......



Achy shoulder...berra
Massage...next weekend definitely
Did i see the Doc...no
I'm chilling out for my annual check up thingy
after the massage if i still dont feel berra cos
i did get all the rest i needed over the weekend
and i dont feel ill so i want my consultation fee to count.......



So someone i know says you cant have four fingers in you

me thinks....why not???????

she says even after two kids...
its just not possible....

so i ask
since i'm usually not checking how many fingers go into moi....

GUYS!!!!!!!!!(and/or ladies).......
CAN an undilated(about to have a baby)...........
sexually aroused........
never had a kid before.......
never been pregnant.......
lady have 4 fingers in her???????

*wink*..........

34 comments:

Freaksho said...

Four Sure. :-)

Confessions of a London gal said...

2nd!!! For the 1st time i am not 20th or some very far no like that!!!
Now let me go read!!!

Confessions of a London gal said...

Me thinks its possible...unless of course they are ridiculously fat fingers!!!Lol

bArOquE said...

4fingers would be quite discomforting, fat fingers or not...what might he/she be trying to scoop abeg?

~Sirius~ said...

Aha! I was going to say ask Freaksho, but I see he already beat me to it......so now you know.

Smaragd said...

thanx baroque for asking the qstn in my head!

Ibi, i dunno if u already got spa recommendations for ur back/shoulder pain, but u could try priscilla's pride in Ikoyi, or Venivici on Ligali Ayorinde.

NikkiSab said...

i raised d topc wit some frds and de said 4 is small cos 5 can b done. Dont look at me funny de said it.lol!!

Padosh said...

4??? umm let me go and do research il get back to you on that!!! lool
But i did see s clip on redtube and the girl had a whole fist inside her....,
Although thats not advised cos as i take see the babe, wenever she decides to have a child she wont have to push, the children will "walk" out themselves,greet the doctor and then go back inside to help him bring out the placenta themselves, some can even go back inside to go and collect anything they forgot and come back out again.

Iwalewa McDaniels said...

4 fingers? i think it is possible. r we forgetting that that place is particularly stretchy?

lol @ london gal and baroque

Wanton Pleasure said...

You blow me away with your blog. In my years of sexual experience, I've not had more than 3 fingers in. But anything is possible. You work it in gradually and all fives could go in.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

Am sure 4 can be done
If Kinga from Big Brother could make a whole wine bottle dissapear in there
4 fingers should surely be a breeze

Temite said...

What are you talking about?

Uzezi said...

the only time i sat to watch Project Fame, i was half impressed.

Lady Koko said...

MISS DEF MAYBE: SHIIIIIIIIIII i remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!buhahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!1 thats was yearsssssssssss ago...lololololol.......OH GOSH,.....DID U SEE HOW THE PUBLIC WENT BALLISTIC...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ibi......na you biko ooooo.....with all the variety of phalluses...I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IT......WHAT IS SOO SPECIAL about FINGERS ANYWAY?????
*so overrated *
p.s:xoxo

doll said...

four fingers...????Hmm

plastiQ said...

Four fingers? Is it a space probe? lol. Why use your fingers when you can use your head?

Still pondering, four fingers should do it. That shizzle is usually very elastic. Abi?

geisha.song. said...

if three can, why not four?
i'm just wondering oh.

Nine said...

Google 'fisting'.Check out the definition.Then the images.Then you may proceed to pick your jaw off the floor:)

gbengasile said...

Now that you have replaced Banky W with Iyanya, how would you expect Mr. Ebute Metta to feel?

Speaking on four fingers, I've seen someone do 'three' and I know someone who says she can do 'four' but I'm still yet to verify. But seriously now, if four fingers could go in there, then an adult head would easily fit in and what happens to the 'pole' that decides to come in. He'll need about six other poles to work with him if any impact is to be made. Now, this is crazy! Nice blog!

bArOquE said...

can i get your ONE WORD please...& say no more...6 down, 20 to go

Shubby Doo said...

After reading about fisting on belle de jour's blog...4 fingers is more than possible...

Aphrodite said...

Nothing is impossible before God.
Just pray,lol...

MissLove said...

thats quite discomforting mehn!!! ah ahn!

MissLove said...

lmao at PADOSH BABY!! U KNOW I LOVES YA!

incoherent said...

yeah me thinks 4 can. i remember those emmanuelle videos of old.....would suck tho as gbengasile and padosh have so eloquently pointed out

incoherent said...

o and i havent been following project fame for obvious reasons, but i feel the excitement......(this last comment is just so i can feel among in case u havent guessed....)

Adekunle Shobowale said...

ok now i know what you look like lol

kay-shawn said...

Four fingers??? Some girls can take a whole fist!

Buttercup said...

I havent been able to watch this Project Fame o..

4 fingers is quite on the uncomfortable side..

ibiluv said...

@Freak......mwah......

@Confessions....*hugs*...yep...possible....

@baroque....not asking if it will be comfortable...just asking if its possible......

@Sirius....yea babes...now she knows....i always knew....*wink*......

@twinny...bless ya...will still treat myself to a spa but i found out...the ache had a lot to do with malaria......

@Nikkisab......why we go look u....i just wan know if e fit happen..i no ask who don try am before.....lol

@Padosh.....yea...watched it too.....gross....lol at walk out.....

@Iwalewa Daniels....a 2kg baby kinda stretch.....lol

@Wanton Pleasure......i aim to please.....

@Miss Def Maybe....wine bottle.....are you shitting me(*&^%$£".......

@Temite.........fingering or in this case...fisting.....

@uzezi....cut them some slack.......

@Lady Koko......its easier for him to find your G-spot with his fingers........not overrated babes...you've just not met the right fingers.....*wink*

@Doll.......what are you humming about?????

@Plastiq....hardworking fingers drive her ballistic so she too far gone to do the CommRatio(ask Freaksho)..all she wants is the head.....the head.....

@Geisha.song.......my sentiments exactly.....

@Nine.......i had to scrap my jaw off the floor.....

@Gbengasile........Banky has Ekaete.....lol....seriously.....it stretches to accomodate most anything u put in...then slides back into place....moreover there are exercises that keep it taunt...so the pole need not fret........

@Baroque.........i don drop am.........

@Shubby Doo....saw it meself.......

@Aphrodite..........lol

@Miss Love......come on.....live life......*wink*

@Incoherent.......need to watch that movie.....lol at you feeling among.........

@Adekunle.....you wish...........

@kay shawn........crazy but true......

@buttercup....different folks...different strokes.....

Afrobabe said...

Hmmm...me thinks it will be quite unwise to stretch that hole oh...

Jaguda said...

of cos. a whole fist sef...once she is ultra relaxed and not panicking like a christmas chicken about to be slaughtered

ibiluv said...

@sis...its elastic...its supposed to stretch....doing exercises keeps it in shape no marra how far we stretch it......*wink*

@Jaguda.....i dont care for a whole fist though......she needed to be educated....thanks....

Banky W said...

After a year's worth of hard work, all it took was one measly little (okay not so little) tv show and u dumped me like a bad habit.

Hmmph. I wish u and ur new favorite plenty happiness.

~ B.W.