Wednesday, November 19, 2008

For Gramps!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend was busy
a wedding on saturday
and a trip to Abeokuta on Sunday

for Gramps memorial
Its been a year.................

My cousin threatened to leave me in lagos
if i dont make it to hers at 7am
made it 720am
she wasted MY time till 820
we head out in their bus
4 adults
2 teenagers
1 maid(sorry)i dont mean this the way it came out
3 kids

about 9 am we stop to buy fuel.......just bcos
...........bus refuses to start

we are at it for 10 minutes.....e no gree
then we get a mechanic(sun Morn)..........lucky us
he is at it for 10 minutes
says we need a *rewire*
rewire surfaces.........he is at it for an hour

because we were in contact with the others
an Uncle close to where we dey
comes to meet us about 11am
with his minivan
we tow the bus to his abode
pile into the minivan
then head out to our country villa

we get there about 1pm ........
we do all the hellos
I particularly avoid an Aunt
who will only say hello after you let her
touch ur booby

no marra who u are
na so she go greet u

if to say i no know say she's very straight
i for fear...........


we clean up
settle down
pray for Gramps soul
take pictures........dance and feast!!!!!!!!!!!!
........goody!!!!!!!!!

at about 4 pm
we clean up
and pile back into our vehicles
and head back to Lagos

not one of us resides in Abeokuta.......

Gramps..................
i love you and miss you dearly
just to let you know
we are all...........

your 2 wives(shoulda being 3 but we lost his 3rd wife)
12 children
37 grand children and counting(i'm number 3-first female).....lol
3 great grandchildren and counting

.........saying Alihamdulallahi cos we are sure Paradise
is were you reside!!!!!!!!!!!!





i've been getting this back aches
my shoulder aches...it has become constant
i want a massage so bad(a greek massuer please)
cant find the time and i kinda need a referral
can anyone recommend a good gym/spa i can get one

or i just may see my doctor
cos i just remembered body pain for me
sometimes preceeds a malaria bout........


or maybe just maybe
na this drought dey cause
...........*wink*

29 comments:

Tigeress said...

an Aunt who will only say hello after you let her touch ur booby?!!!

My friend no bi draught wey dey cause ur body ache. lol!! take a day off work, relax, and get a good massage.

princesa said...

lol@draught.
Craze gal, go see doctor jare!

N.I.M.M.O said...

Maybe drought , maybe not.

Go see a Doctor first.

miz-cynic said...

i have one crazy aunt like tht too

LG said...

aww' see stresssssss'
glad u all came back safely tho'
@ drought.......ib no shame, just talk wetin dey hungryyy u :p

Tyrex said...

soree 'bout Ur Gramps...

This Ur aunty wey dey allow greeting only after perusing,...I mean massaging,...possibly assaulting Ur booby. Na wa oh!

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darkelcee said...

Funny i was also in Abeokuta on sunday. maybe we passed by each other....small world.

you need to relax and the aches will go.

Temite said...

Na the drought o, my sister na the drought. Never ever underestimate the healing powers of a bout of LUFFF making.

Shubby Doo said...

go and see the doctor o! PLS

Shubby Doo said...

your bobby grabbing aunt is hilarious

Uzezi said...

7th heaven is at Tokunbo Ali off Toyin street. used to go for massage there. don't know if it still exist though. there is another good but expensive one about five buildings from salvation busstop, opebi, on your way to allen.

You from Ogun? I just turned into an Abeokuta chick!

MissLove said...

poor u...lemme massage u lol na im not that good...take care of u

InCogNaija said...

pele with the body aches o!
an aunt that wont say hi without first cupping a feel of the mams is just hilarious. lmao!
anyways, omo, go see dokita abeg!!!

Aphrodite said...

Are you feeling better now babes?

laspapi said...

That was an adventure. I remember 'compulsory' trips like that from childhood.

Vera Ezimora said...

My dear, I think I need that massage way more than you do. I have been dreaming of getting one for the longest time now. Please lemme know when you find one.

Muse said...

LOL @ the aunt. But...really?

Omo calabar. said...

Aunty is the touchy feely type huh. Thats kinda wierd and funny at the same time.

Naija Idol said...

LMAO. I have an "aunty touch ur booty"

ibiluv said...

@Tigeress.....yea she crazy yea????...u sure no be draught????...lol....got some well deserved rest over the weekend....the massage...next sat.....

@Princesa.....not feeling ill enough to see the doctor....i still think its the draught.......*wink*....

@N.I.M.M.O......No Doc will tell me na drought.......lol

@Miz-Cynic....ok cousin of mine..spill...which cuz are you....this coincidence of Aunt....*wink*...

@LG......Alihamdulillahi for journey mercies dearie....sweets na phallus dey hungry me....gbam!!!!!!

@Tyrex.....thanks about Gramps....i love her but her assault i fear....*wink*.....

@Darkelcee.....very small world we are in.....i feel much berra dear.....

@Temite.....i agree......*wink*...

@Shubby....i wanna make consultation cost count...i need the massage more dearie.....my Aunt oh she's a dear......

@Uzezi.....bless ya....will try it out....awwwwww shucks Abeokuta sis.....*wink*....

@MissLove...will take you up on that...na free massage....no???

@InCogNaija...oh yes she's a dear....kai consultation aiint free...mind me not i feel much berra thanks......

@Aphrodite.....feeling fabulous dear...bless ya.....

@Laspapi....ya.....'compulsory'....how u????

@Vera.....will def get one this weekend......will keep u posted......

@Muse....she's a darling...yes truly.....she does.....

@Omo Calabar...weird yea i concur.....

@Niaja Idol....dey must be sisters.....lol

Afronuts said...

Your gramps was one real big time coach!

How did he manage a football team of a family like that?

lol

ibiluv said...

@afronuts.........the man had skills!!!!!!!!!!!

*wink*........

incoherent said...

u're from abeokuta and muslim. YAY! i finally two things about you (other than you're female).....

when you started talking about a dead gramps in abeokuta with tons of wives n kids, and an aunt who will only say hello after touching your boobs even though she is wicked straight i was like OMG we're related!! but my grandpa died 5 years ago, and he only had 9 kids with 4 wives (we lost 2)then 3 girlfriends, and I'M the first female in my family. there must be something in the water in abeokuta i must say......

ibiluv said...

@incoherent....something in the water...*wink*......

Buttercup said...

So sorry bout Gramps..

LMAO @ ur aunt! Hehe!

Yea, u def need to see a doc..or find urself a brotha to put an end to the drought..lol..

Buttercup said...

So sorry bout Gramps..

LMAO @ ur aunt! Hehe!

Yea, u def need to see a doc..or find urself a brotha to put an end to the drought..lol..

Buttercup said...

Argh! Im tired of my comments doubling! Hiss!

Buttercup said...

Argh! Im tired of my comments doubling! Hiss!

ibiluv said...

@buttercup....about Gramps.....thanks

double comments.....its aiight

seen the doc.........i'm fabulous now!!!!!!!!!

aunt..she's crazy like that....*wink*.....