Four Fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Project Fame

i honestly had goose pimples
before they called Iyanya
until a few weeks ago
Banky W was my favourite Nigerian artiste
he could do no wrong...........
i looked forward to him serenading moi
THE VOICE AND THAT FACE......

but i dare say
Banky......i'll continue to be a follower
on your blog but Iyanya has my heart now

the guy gives me goose pimples

and yes it was I on stage with him
on saturday
the little drama when he serenaded moi with.......
.'love,truly'.........
OMG...............now every one knows what i look like
(fat chance)

no be me
but it could have been me
that song WAS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

On Sunday
Nii was marvelous
his costume......fabulous

Bisola was fabulous as always

Annette...kai she CAN sing....

I dont care for Praise.....though i grudginly agree
that he CAN do things with his voice
'but i wont be sad to see him/Annette go on sat
kai i wonder how much credit i will burn this week
to keep my peeps in......



Achy shoulder...berra
Massage...next weekend definitely
Did i see the Doc...no
I'm chilling out for my annual check up thingy
after the massage if i still dont feel berra cos
i did get all the rest i needed over the weekend
and i dont feel ill so i want my consultation fee to count.......



So someone i know says you cant have four fingers in you

me thinks....why not???????

she says even after two kids...
its just not possible....

so i ask
since i'm usually not checking how many fingers go into moi....

GUYS!!!!!!!!!(and/or ladies).......
CAN an undilated(about to have a baby)...........
sexually aroused........
never had a kid before.......
never been pregnant.......
lady have 4 fingers in her???????

*wink*..........

For Gramps!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend was busy
a wedding on saturday
and a trip to Abeokuta on Sunday

for Gramps memorial
Its been a year.................

My cousin threatened to leave me in lagos
if i dont make it to hers at 7am
made it 720am
she wasted MY time till 820
we head out in their bus
4 adults
2 teenagers
1 maid(sorry)i dont mean this the way it came out
3 kids

about 9 am we stop to buy fuel.......just bcos
...........bus refuses to start

we are at it for 10 minutes.....e no gree
then we get a mechanic(sun Morn)..........lucky us
he is at it for 10 minutes
says we need a *rewire*
rewire surfaces.........he is at it for an hour

because we were in contact with the others
an Uncle close to where we dey
comes to meet us about 11am
with his minivan
we tow the bus to his abode
pile into the minivan
then head out to our country villa

we get there about 1pm ........
we do all the hellos
I particularly avoid an Aunt
who will only say hello after you let her
touch ur booby

no marra who u are
na so she go greet u

if to say i no know say she's very straight
i for fear...........


we clean up
settle down
pray for Gramps soul
take pictures........dance and feast!!!!!!!!!!!!
........goody!!!!!!!!!

at about 4 pm
we clean up
and pile back into our vehicles
and head back to Lagos

not one of us resides in Abeokuta.......

Gramps..................
i love you and miss you dearly
just to let you know
we are all...........

your 2 wives(shoulda being 3 but we lost his 3rd wife)
12 children
37 grand children and counting(i'm number 3-first female).....lol
3 great grandchildren and counting

.........saying Alihamdulallahi cos we are sure Paradise
is were you reside!!!!!!!!!!!!





i've been getting this back aches
my shoulder aches...it has become constant
i want a massage so bad(a greek massuer please)
cant find the time and i kinda need a referral
can anyone recommend a good gym/spa i can get one

or i just may see my doctor
cos i just remembered body pain for me
sometimes preceeds a malaria bout........


or maybe just maybe
na this drought dey cause...........*wink*

Pot Pourri

Caught World Music Awards on Ait last night

The Russian guy...must be gay
Akon...suave
The Dokpesis,Keke,D1,2face....looking good
Estelle....fab
The Mid-eastern act...i liked



heard the phrase........"thanks for having me".......whilst watching a movie
and i smiled.....cos me thinks when u spend *tyme* wit your boo and you are leaving and you say those words.....i guess you are saying thanks cos he/she not just "had" you over but also probably "had" you......*wink*.....




i've been following Project Fame Academy on Ait....i have my favourites

I have a crush on Iyanya(can anyone mail me his number??.......cos everytime he sings.....all i hear is the song by Jennifer Hudson in Dream Girls.."One night only".....i would love to spend one night with him...*wink*........

I love love love Kodjo's voice

Bisola needs to pick the songs that make her sound like the dynamite that she is

Annette has a lovely vocal range

Nii is fabulous

Onyemechi is great

Praise is aiight

Dorcas/Caro need to go home.......
sadly Kodjo, Bisola & Iyanya are all on probation this week...
wish i could vote online............





Mom asked my Aunt to get her some jewelry-i asked for a bracelet.....when it arrived.....she(Aunt) went above my price range.....and i loathed it on sight...so i asked that it be sent to mum but my (jobless) cousin lost it in transit.........so i will have to pay for something that i hated on sight but which is now missing......ohhhh she(cuz) is gonna pay somehow......someday.........






So some guy in the news....rapes a girl in his car and falls asleep....she drives him to the police station and jail.......na so Baba Loke go dey make my enemies fall into pit whey them dig for me......amen!!!!!!!!!





Muri Okunola saga...is Harry dead yet???.....





*I love you*...last time i said those words to a man
and meant it..............
last night(was talking to my brother)....

ok.....before you all ask...last time i said it to a man
that is not family and i meant it......
Sept 2007..............
a man i have never boffed and i probably never will.........


i know una go ask.....last time i said it and meant it
to a man i had boffed..was boffing...and i had no plans at that time to stop boffing........................
.............2000........


Catching Quantum of Solace tonight........
Freaksho & Sirius say it didnt do much for them.........
my colleague at work says other wise
so......i'm gonna go see.........