Sunday, October 9, 2011

did i fare better?

i've had a very bad case of blogger's block
i've also been incredibly lazy

but i did promise i'll be back
and i always do a birthday post

so i was a year older on the 7th
afrobabe i love you
*cyber hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

i tend to get a little melancholic on my birthdays
so to make up for the shitty head space i knew i was gonna get into
i was supposed to hang out with the girls after work
and it was a friday but the rain was a bitch

so we didnt have girls nite out
dinner someplace
get tipsy
flirt shamelessly
dance like crazy and tumble into bed in the morning

so we had a lazy saturday instead
we shopped-meat,veggies and condiments for edikaikong
ran into my aunt
2 yrs older but technically my aunt
harrassed her kidz(i love em kidz)
had dinner
and laffed so hard i almost peed in my pants
i love you girls

i temporarily moved to my aunt's since july
construction at my zone is driving me nuts
she doesnt get it apparently that i love my own space
she keeps asking me what is wrong
then goes into a prayer session
cos my cousin(her daughter) who i am a year older than
is getting married in nov

i dont have a jealous bone in my body
and i only envy people what they have that i wish i had

i wish her mum got it
but then again if i was to explain it to her the way it really is
it would only be read as jealousy or envy
since it is neither-she(my aunt) will have to get used to my smiles and the sealed lips
i'm wondering why she hasnt brought it up with my mum
well cos my mum hasnt asked me
even though my mum gets it
well if she does-i'm guessing my mum will tell her to ignore it
mum calls it-the curse of my dad's family
we internalise and shut everyone out
people think it is cos we are bothered about something
but the harsh truth is its cos we really dont care

my brother is well
has a new girl on his hands
i dont particularly like her
i dont consider her cute/curvy/nice
and i dont like girls who live in filth with their squeeze
especially cos i have to witness the filth
i still breeze into my place anyday i wanna
well,i harrassed her 2 wks ago
so far she seems to have imbibed the clean space rule

you hurt me......bad
I need a proper apology
jewelry always works i hear
but do remember to ask me before you splurge on an item i'll detest
cos i'm still very upset with you
i'm gonna let you deal with your stuff
cos i get it............
but you owe me.........

so my colleague has been advised to get a vibrator
i've tried to get her to surf the web
and maybe make a purchase but she keeps dilly dallying
with my man outta town a lot
life would be almost unbearable if i didnt own one
i know a vibrator wont take the place of a warm body
but it can take the edge of animalistic tendencies

a friend of mine seems to be avoiding me/us
i guess its cos lately all we do is berate her
well its like this
if you must date more than 1 married guy
please make it about the money
no sense in hoping from one bed to another for a meal and a drink
well maybe........some lousy thousands

cos apparently shez been sleeping with 2 married guys
(mayb more)
and she gets pregnant
does she
a-ask them to accompany her on the same day or on different dayz?
b-get the fundz from both possible fathers but go fix it alone?
c-fix it then bill the fathers heavily?
d-fix it then bill then what the doctor billed her?

kindly note i think shez an ass-
dating 2 or more men that are off limits to you is bullshit
actually allow both of them to sperminate you is stupid
then to get fertilized was downright idiotic
but to then decide to be cautious about billing them?
i thot.....silly

to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
if you wanna sperminate you have to worry about fertilization
not so?


rethots said...

She writes again....

doll said...

Totally random. don't know what to comment on

Happy birthdays in arrears though. great to have you back

Toinlicious said...

Yay she'z back and and still pleasurably random. kinda missed u around this space.
still lol @ "kindly note i think shez an ass"

welcome back babes and happy birthday in arrears

HoneyDame said...

Oh gawd, where do I start from?
Ok, Happy Belated.....holler Librans!!!
I am with you most of the way concerning your is said that if you will eat a frog, u should at least eat the one with eggs! haba!

Rebirth said...

Glad you had a good birthday...

Fluffycutething said...

How now?
I am copying doll "Totally random. don't know what to comment on"

Your friend needs to be slapped hard across the face!!! **hiss**

SHE said...

What?! Date two married men?! That's downright "Gangster"!

I think Jewelry works in driving home an apology too.

Tisha said...

i like the way you write

By the way, tell your friend to her face that she's stupid.

Why have morals about money if you don't have morals about sex?

If you want to be bad, be bad, if you want to be good, be good.

I do extremes, i don't do mid ways

ibiluv said...


@doll.....thanks dearie-i'm glad to be back

@toinlicious...thanks dear

@honeydame-totally agree with you

@rebirth....i did

@fluffy....i wish i could o-flog sef

@she..lolz at sure does...wink

@tisha...i did...i like that and i are either good or bad not a little good or a little bad