Massages.............

i always seem to be the center of attention everywhere that has my in it........

my home

my school(s)

my workplace(s)

amongst my friend(s)

what does that make me????





fabulous..........*wink*











I was 21

he was 22

his elder brother was getting married

so i got invited to the bach eve

his other brother came to pick me

he was already there i was told

party was dull for me till i saw him

we left the group and went to dance

Little star woke up

he said i had to do something about it

i chuckled

we left the hall

took a stroll

went to the car

the driver was asleep on the bonnet of the car beside the car I came in

we opened the passenger door

he kissed me...long slow kisses

i went pliant.........

he hitched up my skirt and laughed.....

i was commando......*wink*

he drew down his jeans........alas no briefs either.....

it was hard,fast and glorious

then bright lights exploded.............

we got dressed

then he said lets get outta the car before you wake up little star again

or someone comes to the car

we sat up

the driver on the other bonnet beside us ...........was awake

did he watch us?

did we wake him?

i didnt give a rats ass.......

i just had great sex in my boyfriend's brother's car

at his other brother's bach eve

i was feeling mighty pleased with myself................
















first he gave me as a foot massage

then i got a back massage

i then gave him a damn good blowjob and

fell asleep...........bare chest to bare chest

with his arms around me........*sigh*

that felt really good...........

i had my pants and knickers on

he was nude

but from the attention my boobs got......

*my bean* is in for a good time when he gets to work on it

i'm soooooooooooooooo looking forward to that......

its been 16 months since i've been in a room with a bed

with my favourite organ.....................*a phallus*












if i have a pack of flavoured condoms

how do i find out if they actually taste flavoured?

do i lick them before he rolls it on?

do i lick his hand after he rolls it on?

do i roll them on myself and taste them somehow?

Hallow wetin?

Wetin concern me with blending in with ghosts?

Wetin my own with costume?

A scary one at that????????

My people.................



From the moment i'm outta my door till i'm back within the comfort of my home

Na so so conversation with Baba

Because that Him banner no suppose comot from our head o

Eko le ni( Lagos Hard)

By God's grace-I will not meet and they will not meet me

Phone collectors
Pickpockets
Tax Collectors
Time Wasters
Unneccessary Bumper to Bumper Traffic
Car Jackers
Ritualists
Kidnappers

All the above no do me?

Why set aside a day to extra scare meself???????

i dont need me a special day to remind myself
or
to prepare myself to be scared


Can someone advice my neighbourhood kids to stop with the fireworks already?(banger)

I hate being startled.............

and the one that is unfortunate to be caught by me................