So................last night
i was watching a movie
then i see a roach
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant stand cockroaches
i'd rather be in the same room with a snake
well i have been..........
but i cant be in the same room with a rat or roach
the dreaded R's
i always have insecticide beside my bed
so i use it
that was my undoing..............
i saw another..........
then another
i jumped up
put on the light
yea...the bug uns that can fly
four of them had been irritated by the insecticide
so i get up
and deal with them
eventually i see four big uns and three small uns
very dead......yippie......
left them on the floor of my room and swept them out in the morn
now if i believed in that shit
i would say i dealt with them
u know.....erm.....the witches they sent to me in cockroach form
my room now smells of insecticide and perfume and i'm cockroach free
*wink*
why do babes go fuck fuck fuck when they are getting fucked
i tend to go ...........
i have no idea why you thought i would tell you what my soundtrack is
so a pair of ex's have been calling
the other one i blew away cos it seemed everything i said was rude
i am opinionated
i know what i am
so i knew we could not be together
moreover dude was stuck in a town i had no idea to go live in
other ex is Mel
he's being acting nice
off and on again
which was his signature in the 3 years we were off and on again
neways i'm celibate.........single.......and need a raise
sex i can get
or may get............
I'm gonna be lazying around sooooooooonnnnnnn
i wanna laze around cos
its coming........
The Holy Month!!!!!!!!!!!!
