Friday, October 17, 2008

Police or Thief??????

So i'm in a bus riding home
silly ass tax collectors stop us twice already in 3 mins

just when we thought
we were free

we see them again
conductor is mad

decides to ignore them
them no gree

one jump in front
another raise gun
kai i dey window beside the gun welding idiot

was kinda amused........usually i get raving mad

just when we were all telling conductor
*answer them make we go*

this car pulls up beside us
and proceeds to come down

na snr officer

whats happening here?

why start a traffic jam??

release that bus immediately
i'm pleased
every one in the bus says
Oga God bless u ooo
no mind them

Ole Ole Ole

i couldnt help laughing
Olopa don turn ole........
at

24 comments:

  1. Miss Definitely MaybeOctober 17, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    tax collectors on a bus?
    its things like this that make me glad that I live overseas!!!!!!!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 17, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    ahn ahn. I dont know for this police people. Thank God the oga saved the day!!! This is what makes me think twice about moving back.

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  3. miz-cynicOctober 17, 2008 at 11:21 AM

    i like scenarios like dat o.jst like one day,one police car was trying 2 shunt hold up by passing one way thereby causing holdup on our own lane.al of a sudden 2 my greatest joy n amvsement 2 army guys came with koboko n starting beating ds police guys rigt thr in dir car telling dm 2 reverse whl whipn dm mercilessly n chasing dm til dy reachd d end of d oda lane.i was jst lmao.

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  4. badderchicOctober 17, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    errm babes,

    hows about police AND thief! lol

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  5. NaijaScorpioOctober 17, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    Dem be thief, Period!

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  6. InvisibleOctober 17, 2008 at 8:19 PM

    For some reason, when I saw the title, before even reading, I said "nah, it's police AND thief" and I'm sticking with it.
    Idiot people

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  7. LGOctober 18, 2008 at 1:02 AM

    one day BUSH MEAT GO CATCH D HUNTER'

    * how u doing

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  8. ZayzeeOctober 18, 2008 at 3:21 AM

    na ole dem be

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  9. TinuOctober 18, 2008 at 4:01 AM

    mehn thats the norm oh!

    police and ole go hand hand in hand!

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  10. ~Sirius~October 18, 2008 at 4:33 AM

    I agree with Badderchic and Invisible, "Police and Thief", I can't stand them at all.

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  11. SOLOMONSYDELLEOctober 18, 2008 at 5:55 AM

    KAI, WE DEY SUFFA FOR nAIJA, THANK goD SEY SENIOR FFICER COME OH!

    how nah?

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  12. Naija IdolOctober 18, 2008 at 11:30 AM

    olopa. I hail those guys.ole people.*hiss*.

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  13. TairebabsOctober 18, 2008 at 1:14 PM

    don't mind the stupid police men. That's what they do. Tax collectors truly. Thank God for their oga sha.

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  14. ButtercupOctober 19, 2008 at 5:31 AM

    Nawa o..

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  15. AnonymousOctober 19, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    Thief and Police...the line jus gets blurrier every day in naij...every single day

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  16. JagudaOctober 19, 2008 at 8:16 PM

    lagos na wa[assuming its lagos] in new york its the same thing, just that they dont tax ordinary folk, they tax drug dealers

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  17. Chris OgunlowoOctober 20, 2008 at 12:50 AM

    Is you ask me to give a list of the "things" that make me hate Lagos, police wahala will top the list.

    I wish I could FIRE all of 'em!

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  18. doll (retired blogger)October 20, 2008 at 2:44 AM

    LOL @ Tax collectors do u mean agbero?

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  19. ibiluvOctober 23, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    @Miss Definitely Maybe.........tax collectors outside the bus(police)......babes u wanna be there for ever????????

    @Temite........its getting berra....we hope one day una go turn yonder to holiday place only......

    @Miz-Cynic........me sef for laff die...olopa no get respect...those in green still command respect Anyday.......

    @Badder........i agree with you.......

    @Stingess.........i concur......

    @Invisible........me thinks ...police na thief.........lol

    @Lg.....i pray sooner than later......i dey kampe babes.......u?

    @Uzezi........na so my sis.......

    @Tintin....well said..........

    @Sirius........me???i detest them........

    @Solomonsydelle........Snr Officer try for us.......

    @Naijaidol.......na so my sis............

    @Tairebabs........yeye people them be.......

    @Buttercup.......na so oooooooo

    @Chari......line no dey again sef........

    @Jaguda........yea it is Lagos......well berra drug dealers dan people struggling to make a living.....

    @Aloofar........fire so they can do more night tyme robbery???????...death to them all!!!!!!!!

    @Doll.........nah.........olopas..........

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  20. UnknownOctober 24, 2008 at 3:03 AM

    nice policeman
    never thought i'd say that.

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  21. ibiluvOctober 27, 2008 at 12:49 AM

    @incognaija......i feel u dear......

    @tisha.......yes ooooooooo

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  22. TigeressOctober 29, 2008 at 8:40 AM

    lol! Naija sha!

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  23. ebonyhydeOctober 30, 2008 at 6:21 AM

    lol.........wen pple dey shout'ole'thief sef go follow shout am.but one day na bushmeat go catch d hunter.
    d officer sef dey feel lik somtin.

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  24. ibiluvOctober 31, 2008 at 3:21 AM

    @tigeress......na so we see am.....

    @ebonyhyde......well he saved us from tax collectors.....

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