Wednesday, May 7, 2008

ITCH.................SCRATCH

Kai.....
was standing on the road..about to get a bus home....
busy road ooooooo
na so bobby begin itch me

e itch me gan
i use style clap hands in front of my chest
begin stroll(no destination)
just so noone will notice wetin i dey try clap for

that method didnt work

i got into the bus
took the back seat
ignored the people beside me
bent down to suppossedly do sumthing to my foot

na so i put hand inside blouse

SCRATCH BOBBY WELLLLLLL

the bliss of a good scratch............
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11 comments:

  1. Joy AkutMay 7, 2008 at 9:15 AM

    LMAO! my cleaves been itching me all day, when ever i try to stylishly scratch, i catch this dude staring...
    im about heading to the back room for some good old booby massage..lol

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  2. EdirinMay 8, 2008 at 3:06 AM

    lmao...haha

    theres nuffin better than a good scratch

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  3. FluffycutethingMay 8, 2008 at 3:28 AM

    LMAO what a disaster...

    Ndo ehn

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  4. AfrobabeMay 8, 2008 at 4:34 AM

    the exact same thing happened to me today...I no even form, the space in front of the boobs plenty so i chook hand...kai, I had tried pinching it from the side but cos I was wearing padded bra....nothing...

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  5. LGMay 8, 2008 at 7:24 AM

    hehehehehe, dis woman u go kill person o, hehehehehe, abeg shey no body catch u o? hehehehehe just trying to pix it

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  6. LGMay 8, 2008 at 7:26 AM

    lol@ afro, i trust u jare

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  7. laspapiMay 9, 2008 at 4:59 AM

    ibiluv, you make me wonder...

    Why didn't it ever cross my mind that bobbies do itch? What you've written might be regarded as a commonplace thing yet I find it profound. The walking away from others...sitting at the back of the bus...the pleasures of a good scratch...Life's best things are free, just like your writings

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  8. ibiluvMay 9, 2008 at 9:00 AM

    @fantasy queen....ignore the dude...scratch....let him ogle....

    @fresh&fab...yea dude...

    @fluffycutething...na so i see am....

    @afrobabe...na pad in bra no gree me scratch well too jare...

    @lg...even if them catch me i no send....

    @wole...i just might.........

    @laspapi...**blush*...comment from a writer....

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  9. AlliedMay 9, 2008 at 9:07 AM

    Lol.. Is it true that when ur boobs itches they are growing?

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  10. ibiluvMay 10, 2008 at 6:49 AM

    @allied.........for real?????.....I HOPE SO......lol

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  11. SmaragdMay 13, 2008 at 2:15 AM

    i've heard that too ALLIED, it's so ridonculous!

    gave them a good scratch eh IBI? i can imagine. what about when one's bum itches?

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