Monday, August 10, 2009

Roaches........

So................last night
i was watching a movie
then i see a roach

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant stand cockroaches
i'd rather be in the same room with a snake
well i have been..........
but i cant be in the same room with a rat or roach
the dreaded R's

i always have insecticide beside my bed
so i use it

that was my undoing..............

i saw another..........
then another
i jumped up
put on the light

yea...the bug uns that can fly
four of them had been irritated by the insecticide
so i get up
and deal with them

eventually i see four big uns and three small uns
very dead......yippie......
left them on the floor of my room and swept them out in the morn

now if i believed in that shit
i would say i dealt with them
u know.....erm.....the witches they sent to me in cockroach form

my room now smells of insecticide and perfume and i'm cockroach free

*wink*








why do babes go fuck fuck fuck when they are getting fucked
i tend to go ...........

i have no idea why you thought i would tell you what my soundtrack is






so a pair of ex's have been calling
the other one i blew away cos it seemed everything i said was rude
i am opinionated
i know what i am
so i knew we could not be together
moreover dude was stuck in a town i had no idea to go live in


other ex is Mel
he's being acting nice
off and on again
which was his signature in the 3 years we were off and on again

neways i'm celibate.........single.......and need a raise

sex i can get
or may get............






I'm gonna be lazying around sooooooooonnnnnnn
i wanna laze around cos
its coming........

The Holy Month!!!!!!!!!!!!
at

30 comments:

  1. tbozAugust 10, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Well, opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.. so really, no need for any1 to get their hackles up on account of opinions...

    u really shud tell us ur soundtrack o! maybe u sell 17mill copies like thriller! who knows? waste not a good chance at having fun while making money!

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  2. Nice AnonAugust 10, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    Celibacy eh? You and I too.

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  3. bob-ijAugust 10, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    Celibacy is the new cool! This post confused me..the blank spaces...*sad face*
    x!

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  4. Omosi ThisgirlAugust 10, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    if you can find detergent that has borax in it and you leave it open in your room, you should be relatively roach free

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  5. doll (retired blogger)August 11, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    roaches... try fumigation..

    celibate and single...COOL

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  6. FluffycutethingAugust 11, 2009 at 1:38 AM

    I miss my soundtrack....

    Hubby doesn't do "music" so we're now members of the "silent band"!!!!!

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  7. rethotsAugust 11, 2009 at 2:18 AM

    "...laze around cos
    its coming........" oops, what is that?

    "The Holy Month!!!!!!!!!!!!" exhales.

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  8. tunrayoAugust 11, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    lol @ fluffycutething. the silent band yeah.

    hope the celibacy thingy works for you.

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  9. AfrobabeAugust 11, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    So the holy month is coming….does that mean you have to get enough errrrrrrmmmm stored up for that period???

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  10. AfrobabeAugust 11, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    And Tboz, are you back to blogging or not??? If yes, how come I am last to know…hilzzzzzzzz

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  11. CaramelDAugust 11, 2009 at 4:14 AM

    I won't lie, I'm confused!

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  12. ~Sirius~August 11, 2009 at 4:28 AM

    Soundtrack hotter than M.I?

    Roaches......Most girls can't stand.

    LOL @ CaramelD

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  13. LGAugust 11, 2009 at 6:04 AM

    lollllllllllll@afro
    *iby thank God for the Holy Month :-)

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  14. TigeressAugust 11, 2009 at 7:03 AM

    omd i still told my friend yestreday that roaches that fly are witches- cos why are dey flying- kilode?

    As for ur ex's.......eeemmm.....interesting sturves going on i take it? what do they want gon sef. But its always good to have a single ex close by. :):):):)

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  15. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    lol...i have very strong opinions too..nd it tends to piss people off..lol

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  16. chayomaoAugust 11, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    lol @ Tigeress.
    But wait oh, it seems celibacy is the new black! lol

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  17. histreasureAugust 11, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    thanks for stopping by and leaving those words, i appreciate.
    lol @flying roaches wey dem send..
    and no mind, celibacy is cool, yeah, its the new rave

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  18. Ebony~!*August 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    For a strange reason i don't care about roaches.lol buh *thumbs up* on ur celibate moves. :) i am in total support~

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  19. AfronutsAugust 12, 2009 at 3:52 AM

    LOL!

    Roaches...those buggers make my skin crawl. I'm usually armed at home with roach spray.

    Hey, you ever been bitten by bed bugs? Those critters are hell!
    It surprises me that many dont know about them.

    Check them out on my blog just in case they decide to invade your couch or bed...lol

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  20. RayoAugust 12, 2009 at 5:10 AM

    i h8 dem flying cockroaches 2, they giv me d creeps, big tym. gud luck on maintainin ur celibacy.lol.

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  21. LusciousRonAugust 14, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    I hate roaches too! They scare the life out of me! I can't wait for Ramadan to come o! Looking forward to it.

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  22. SHEAugust 15, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Did you hear of any neighbor who died of suffocation the night you dealt with the roaches? That might confirm the enemy "suspicion"

    PS: er... How do you know what babes (!!!) say when they are being... er...you know.

    Or am I missing something?

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  23. SHEAugust 15, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Did you hear of any neighbor who died of suffocation the night you dealt with the roaches? That might confirm the enemy "suspicion"

    PS: er... How do you know what babes (!!!) say when they are being... er...you know.

    Or am I missing something?

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  24. FragilelooksAugust 17, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    would love to listen to ur soundtrack plzzzzzzzzzzz. lol

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  25. Fancy-FreeAugust 18, 2009 at 4:56 AM

    I share ur frustrations with roaches. They're vile!

    Ex, why aint they ever content in remaining Ex?

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  26. princesaAugust 20, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    Of and On exes are trouble girl.

    Trust me, am speaking from experience ;)

    Ramadan kareem in advance.

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  27. latishababyAugust 25, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    hi
    its latisha

    ibiluv, nice name...

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  28. Aee BonrueAugust 31, 2009 at 7:30 AM

    er...the soundtrack joo...

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  29. ButtercupSeptember 2, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    Rats are what creep me the hell out. Welcome to the celibacy club!

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  30. LGSeptember 2, 2009 at 3:29 AM

    ramadam kareem!

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